NEVER SATISFIED Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Why ARE Men Happier? Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase . You can open all of your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides you big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter what how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FULL_METAL_JACKT_II Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Glad 2 B a Male species Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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super88_banshee Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB3 Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 So true,So true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIKGrl Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 (edited) People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is Edited May 12, 2005 by SIKGrl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Scottish Tree Badger Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Nice One! Rare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEVER SATISFIED Posted May 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 I envy the man who packs a duffle bag when going out of town!!! 368505[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slammin Full Bore Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 368510[/snapback] very true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
03LE Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 AMEN, pass me a beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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04TeamYamahaShee Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 LOL i love it. Glad I'm a guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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