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I gave up the juice boxes and pouches a couple years ago after an incident I'm not all that proud of.

 

My wife comes home from college with a Capri Sun pouch. mmmm....

It was a promotional thing or something...

Anyway she hands me this blue rasperry pouch and I say "Capri Sun juice pouch? What the fuck do you think I am, a retarded 5 year old?"

I then yank the straw from the back of the pouch and make a 45 degree downward stabbing motion and stabbed that god damned straw through the front, and on through the back. Drained the whole thing down the front of my shirt and the carpet before I could even think to get over a sink or the garbage can. :angry:

I swore right then and there no more juice boxes or pouches.

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:rotflmao: that cracked me up.

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I was wondering, does that nicorette gum do anything for you?

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yeah the gum works but like everyone said you're just replacing the smoke with gum, Suppose to slowly wing yourself off the gum start out like at 1 piece per hour, then in 12 WEEKS ( LOL!!) I should be down to 1 piece a day....

 

However yesterday I went out to the lake and was drinkin, The wife and I broke down and got a pack, bangheadbanghead drinking and the gum didn't mix very well. Back to the gum today....

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iv been a smoker for just under a year now.

 

in my opinion, when your time is up, your time is up.... we all die one day!!!!

 

i have skipped all 24 pages because i couldnt be bothered reading the hole bloody thing going on. yes i smoke but when it gets to the nitty gritty, i have all i want in life..... a banshee, yfz450,racing, some land, decent job, caring family and a hell of alot of good friends!

 

if i die because of smoking its my own fauld. >>> :shrugani: <<< i shrug my shoulders at it.

 

everyone has there own opinion about different things. thats life.

 

shit if everyone was healthy and the world was perfect we would do anything the goverment told us, we wouldnt have our quads let alone riding spots cos of global bloody warming etc. as i just said.... everyone has there own opinion. you cant rule another persons life no matter what!

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iv been a smoker for just under a year now.

 

in my opinion, when your time is up, your time is up.... we all die one day!!!!

 

i have skipped all 24 pages because i couldnt be bothered reading the hole bloody thing going on. yes i smoke but when it gets to the nitty gritty, i have all i want in life..... a banshee, yfz450,racing, some land, decent job, caring family and a hell of alot of good  friends!

 

if i die because of smoking its my own fauld. >>> :shrugani: <<< i shrug my shoulders at it.

 

everyone has there own opinion about different things. thats life.

 

shit if everyone was healthy and the world was perfect we would do anything the goverment told us, we wouldnt have our quads let alone riding spots cos of global bloody warming etc. as i just said.... everyone has there own opinion. you cant rule another persons life no matter what!

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Word I have smoked/dipped for 4 years and I choose what I do this guy needs to get a life and his wife.

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Hey chris, I agree with you, its a stupid fucking habit, especially when youre tryin to have a party situation like that. Fuck smokin, but hey we all got our own thing to get us by, just be glad yur not puffin on that shit!

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Hey chris, I agree with you, its a stupid  fucking habit, especially when youre tryin to have a party situation like that.  Fuck smokin, but hey we all got our own thing to get us by, just be glad yur not puffin on that shit!

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Be sure to give us a ride report form this weekend. I can't wait to see your hush kit installed. Ride safe.

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I INVENTED THE FLAME FENDER CUT, PERIOD. ANYONE WHO COPIED MY IDEA IS AN FN' THIEF............

 

Oh, sorry, wrong roost. Can't get over my old grudges.

 

This thread is great. I don't smoke, but I like chicks that do!

 

I heard the US planned on giving Fresno back to mexico.

 

Smoking will soon be Illeagal so let smokers live it up while they can. When they ban smokes, smokers will just have to join us potheads in basements and toolsheads across America.

 

Mr. Ed???????????? Shit is funny. Sorry Brooke. I spit Beer all over myself when I read that :rotflmao::rotflmao:

 

Keep on hatin', haters!

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Naw. Just refering to an old thread fight on here.

 

I might have seen the ones you are talking about at the sand sports show in Phoenix 2 years ago. Do they kinda look like feathers? Black in color?

 

Very ugly looking.

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I INVENTED THE FLAME FENDER CUT, PERIOD. ANYONE WHO COPIED MY IDEA IS AN FN' THIEF............

 

Oh, sorry, wrong roost.  Can't get over my old grudges.

 

This thread is great.  I don't smoke, but I like chicks that do!

 

I heard the US planned on giving Fresno back to mexico.

 

Smoking will soon be Illeagal so let smokers live it up while they can. When they ban smokes, smokers will just have to join us potheads in basements and toolsheads across America.

 

Mr. Ed????????????  Shit is funny. Sorry Brooke. I spit Beer all over myself when I read that :rotflmao:  :rotflmao:

 

Keep on hatin', haters!

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Uh no, Fresno/california is not going to be given back to mexico. That's why they call it MexiCali. You also don't have to hide in a basement or toolshed to smoke pot in cali. It's only a ticket if you get caught with it.

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Well that takes all the fun out of it.

 

Mexicali, huh?

 

No wonder all you Californians are bailing out and heading for Az. Every third plate on the freeway here is Californian. Come on over, bring your money with you. :cheers:

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Well that takes all the fun out of it.

 

Mexicali, huh?

 

No wonder all you Californians are bailing out and heading for Az. Every third plate on the freeway here is Californian. Come on over, bring your money with you. :cheers:

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I use to live in Glendale/Phoenix(too hot). If I were to move back it would probably be Red Rock/Sodonia. If it had a beach, I'd already be there.

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As a matter of fact I have told them and we don't see each other anymore. If thats what it takes to get their attention, then so be it. I might be responsible for saving their life if they quit. Thats pretty sad that they would pic their addiction over their own family. Actions speak louder than words here. And i guess I'm the bad guy (johnny do good) for not picking up the nasty habit/addiction.

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you are a fucking loser and I said so. I smoke all fucking day long and have the freedom to smoke anywhere I fucking want to smoke, so take a cig butt and shove it up your ass. i like that tell me your address Ive got 10 ashtrays to empty, dicklicker.

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