wesw Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 Want another conspiracy theory? All of pimps' posts were riddled with typos/misspellings. His "wife's" were not. Then along comes the 'bigger man' post and whoa look! Homeboy got some hooked on phoenics n' shit. Either that or the mrs. said, "honey, go shoot up while I clean up this mess you made." A Lynn ~ I think somebody needs to explain something to you: Every person, when all things are considered (looks, job, intelligence, wit, car, grooming habits, vices, etc.) can be assigned a numerical value between 1 and 10. For the most part you're stuck pretty close to the number that nature dealt ya. For example if your ugly and stupid, you could make shitloads of money, have 20 exotic cars and you might be able to swing a 6 or 7 tops. Best guess from the little bit I've seen I'm thinking you're probably in the 6-7 range. Best guess again, I'm thinking Pimp is somewhere around a 3-4. Here's where the problem comes in. When dating, you can go 1 above or below your number. A 7 can get lucky and end up with an 8 and all is well. Likewise that same 7 could settle a little bit and go for a 6 and still be happy. Anytime you go more than one number away from your own, it won't work. Oh sure, you can do it for a little while, but in the end one person is gonna realize, "wtf am i doing with this dipshit?" Its unfortunate that you went so far as to have kids. But if you're dead set on making things work out with Pimp then more power to ya. Best advice I can give ya is figure out a way to lower your number a bit. Luckily having a kid will help with this. Oh and one last thing before this post burns out. Guys, unfortunately SikGirl is a little bit goofy about showing herself on the net. Everytime she's posted a pic, she pulled em back down as soon as somebody didn't kiss her ass. Fortunately I saved em! So here ya go everyone: Hahahahahahahahahahaha 368839[/snapback] sorry ikikazz but sikgirl is smoking hot good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikikazz Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 yea ill admit she is hot, but i would still take brooke. brooke is still gorgeous in my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superchicken Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 (edited) i still think hes an idiot,i see past his wife typing out that bigger man post.but,theres one thing i have to say is wow,there some nice ta ta's Edited May 15, 2005 by superchicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 but,theres one thing i have to say is wow,there some nice ta ta's 368972[/snapback] told ya thats what got her pissed at me to begin with. i was saying what a nice rack she had, and made the mistake of thinking they were fake. which, isnt a bad thing. but apparantly shes very sensitive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIKGrl Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 (edited) told ya Edited May 13, 2005 by SIKGrl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesw Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 (edited) fake or not sikgirl is FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited May 13, 2005 by wesw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proquad101 Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 (edited) fake or not Edited May 13, 2005 by Proquad101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98bonerSTOCKshee Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 I must agree....Are we going to turn this into big tit contest.... if so let it begin I will volunteer to be a judge. 369002[/snapback] I second that... Let's see them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 im seeing a spare tire right above her hips, allthough those are nice tatahs hopefully sik will prove me wrong with a nice shot , dont get me wrong id probally hit it after a couple beers, but i think brooke would be more apt to make sure, your nuts were empty.....just a hunch...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesw Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 im seeing a spare tire right above her hips man duece WTF ever. your standards must be thru the roof. now for the getting off deal, they are the only ones that can answer that ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolguyson Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 im seeing a spare tire right above her hips, allthough those are nice tatahs hopefully sik will prove me wrong with a nice shot , dont get me wrong id probally hit it after a couple beers, but i think brooke would be more apt to make sure, your nuts were empty.....just a hunch...... 369041[/snapback] I doubt she'd need to prove anything to you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 damm in socal the chicks out number the guys 3:1...........theres butt everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 I doubt she'd need to prove anything to you... 369047[/snapback] thats cool, to me she's a 2 on a scale of 1-10 just because she's got an ok rack, but her mug aint nothin to write home about.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikikazz Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 thats cool, to me she's a 2 on a scale of 1-10 just because she's got an ok rack, but her mug aint nothin to write home about.............. 369055[/snapback] dude are you sure you arent my dad, i swear i was thinking all the same stuff that you just wrote... do u need a bodygaurd still Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolguyson Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 (edited) thats cool, to me she's a 2 on a scale of 1-10 just because she's got an ok rack, but her mug aint nothin to write home about.............. 369055[/snapback] post a pic of you and your wife. If you are so eager to critique then lets see some pictures Edited May 14, 2005 by Koolguyson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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