pimp559 Posted May 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 hey butter face, practice what you preach. you worry about you, and ill worry about me. dont be a buzz kill. 368530[/snapback] Your face is a buzz kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimp559 Posted May 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 LMFAO...... No actually I didnt go into the service, because the pay is shitty. And listening to some moron who cant count to ten bark orders at me sounds pretty stupid when i could go to school get an education, be my own boss and make hundreds of thousands of dollars every year. By the way who said i took a three day real estate crash course. I actually have an MBA from CSUN and it took me six years to get. Oh by the way, im not a real estate agent, i said i am in real estate. I actually work for a very large company based in dallas texas called ctx mortgage, also known as centex homes. Its a shitty job, i make 300+ k a year(depending on how many food stamps i recieve) i have 4 offices here in california, valencia,encino,bakersifeld,san luis obispo. im finishing opening this office in bako and then i will move somewhere else. yup my life sucks, especially when my company sends me to hawaii twice a year for a week to attend one day of business conferences. yup im a pussy and it really sucks to be me oh and what do you do for a living pimp, besides being this more holy than thou preacher on an internet forum. They should make a movie about you. Heres the trailer, "deep voice" He grew up in a meth lab in fresno He swore he would leave and make something of himself So he joined the military, and after passing bootcamp and some other "really hard stuff" He became the avenger for all good. By day sitting at an army base collecting his paycheck, by night becoming a well known smoking nazi on a banshee forum. With his expert spelling and insightful comments, he changed millions of smokers from a half pack a day, to a full pack. 368507[/snapback] I call Bullshit. If I made $300k a year, I would have better things to do than come in here and talk about how stupid I sound. Your still on the last vacation you got, its called unemployment. By the way, your a gluten for punishment, keep coming back so I can make you feel special. You are great entertainment, have some more smokes on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 uhh...im pretty ok with my 'buck teeth' i just thank god im not as ignorant as you are. id say we have a new poster boy for government mandated sterilization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimp559 Posted May 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 uhh...im pretty ok with my 'buck teeth' i just thank god im not as ignorant as you are. id say we have a new poster boy for government mandated sterilization. 368592[/snapback] You should be the posterchild for "Hooker-R-Us". Starring Mr.Ed., Gauranteed to be the roughest blow you ever had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 You should be the posterchild for "Hooker-R-Us". Starring Mr.Ed., Gauranteed to be the roughest blow you ever had. 368594[/snapback] yo bro, i suck dick like i made it up, and something tells me, you do too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimp559 Posted May 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 yo bro, i suck dick like i made it up, and something tells me, you do too. 368598[/snapback] Did your teeth get that way from sucking Mr.Ed's horse cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98bonerSTOCKshee Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 .13. You hipocritically called out deuces family values for him saying brooke has a sweet heiny, (which she does!) and then you got a picture of some chiks thong in your avatar. Take your own advice idiot. 368322[/snapback] Hell I thought it was his crotch... Don't make me post the pics I have of her. 368432[/snapback] post em... Sure its mean, its like giving a retard a few chainsaws and telling him to learn how to juggle...but damn let us have our fun before pimp hits puberty and discovers girls. . So go back to your hole while I hand pimp this other chainsaw... 368560[/snapback] There are thousands of memebers and only 100 or so posts. Do the math idiot. 368579[/snapback] actually that was post # 251 and still rising!!! Brooke we wanna see more of the ass.... I could handle 251 post entirly of that sweet little tight slutty ass....hum ass.....ass... oh yeah ass... Kinda ironic girl who likes chic being a hooker??? Perky little ass...... Did I mention the ass part? oh yeah I had smoke only a half a pack today, until I got back on the thread, damnit that ass makes me smoke and smoke and smoke.. shame on you... Topic needs to be changed to nice " Little Hinnie"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1996yfs200 Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 so, how about that smoking topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheebrat Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 yo bro, i suck dick like i made it up, and something tells me, you do too. 368598[/snapback] Brooke your so hot...love the teeth and the attitued!!! As for you pimp fuck, I smoke, I smoke alot, always have. I was smoking the day I came out and Ill be smoking the day you plant my ass in the dirt next to the grove of tobacco plants outside my house. I smoke when I wake up, I smoke while I drink my coffee in the morning, I smoke at work all day long, I smoke before dinner, after dinner and while I get my dick sucked too, like I made it up...sorry Brooke, great line. But I dont just smoke, I probably pay half your annual income in taxes while I do it so losers like you that live in the mother of all floaters, aka Fresno, can spend the day jacking off and cruising fag bars. As for Blue Duece, you better watch out pimp fuck, he might just come down and wipe the floor with your ass and then kick it for leaving a waxy yellow build-up. I dont smoke where its not allowed, I dont smoke in other peoples houses, cars, garages,I dont blow smoke in other peoples faces unless Im smoking while your wife sucks my dick like she made it up. Grow up dude...and go change your tampon while your at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIKGrl Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 hey butter face Thats a good one Brooke... I could go as low as you right now... but it doesnt make me feel any prettier if I call you ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Thats a good one Brooke... I could go as low as you right now... but it doesnt make me feel any prettier if I call you ugly 368617[/snapback] hey, it was half a complement. if i remember correctly, you have some nice, big ol titties. how bout less typing, more pictures. love ya hun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALynn Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Hi everyone. I am Pimp559's wife. He has been all worked up over this thread about smoking, and I thought I'd drop in to take a peak. I've never been on this board as I am usually way too busy to take time out from work to enjoy a little free time. Anyway, I was shocked to say the least at some of your remarks towards me. I mean, come on, if you want to bash my hubby, that's one thing. To pull me into this is a completely different thing. Why do you have to be so rude to innocent bystanders who have had nothing at all to do with it? Specifically, Brooke, bogart, Blue Deuce, and superchicken. I hope you feel good about yourselves bashing someone's PREGNANT wife and unborn child. Please do not talk shit about me or my sweet little girl I am about to give birth to. My hubby may have a hard time expressing his opinion w/out coming across brash or judgemental, but that doesn't mean you should say horrible, nasty things about me and our daughter to be. I too do not agree w/ smokers puffing away around non-smokers, especially at a baby shower. It is very rude. That is why I took the time to put out "No Smoking Please" signs all around. On the other hand, it is also hard to walk out to someone who is standing by their truck and ask them to put out their cig when they have just been very thoughtful and brought a very nice gift to your shower. I think what hubby was trying to say is that it puts us between a rock and a hard place. I mean, these people are our friends and do mean a lot to us, but I am not going to stand their and breathe in 2nd hand smoke so that it can be passed through my placenta into my babies womb. It just really makes me sad that it is even an issue around them. We do not spend a lot of time w/ them due to the fact that when we do it is like a smoke fest. I mean maybe a cig here and there I could deal with, but these people smoke one after another after another. It really does amaze me that they do not see that as rude. Anyway, I was hoping that I could jump in here and settle things down a bit. Again, for those of you who said nasty things about me...thanks a lot....I really appreciate it. You do not know me and you've really hurt my feeling by saying horrible things about my baby girl. Maybe you all should take a step back and look at it from my eyes. Also, for those of you on the money kick, life is not all about how much money you have. Yes, hubby and I live a very comfortable life, but we have also had NOTHING before and were just as happy. We work very hard for the nice things that we have. Money doesn't make you who you are....your family, friends, and how you choose to live your life is what it is all about. So for those of you who do not have as much as "Blue Deuce" so what??? As long as you are happy and have loved ones, then you are just as rich as he. I too am a LOVER of banshees. I've ridden for several years and will raise my baby girl to be a banshee lover too. It is sad that the first time I visited this forum I found so many nasty comments about me. I'm not sure I'll invest too much more time here as I really do not want to be pulled into a childish name-calling match. Thanks for your time and please, please have a little respect for the non-present spouses and children of the members of this board. Thx for your time ~ A Lynn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superchicken Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 (edited) if i remember correctly, you have some nice, big ol titties. how bout less typing, more pictures. love ya hun Edited May 12, 2005 by superchicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1996yfs200 Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Hi everyone. I am Pimp559's wife. He has been all worked up over this thread about smoking, and I thought I'd drop in to take a peak. I've never been on this board as I am usually way too busy to take time out from work to enjoy a little free time. Anyway, I was shocked to say the least at some of your remarks towards me. I mean, come on, if you want to bash my hubby, that's one thing. To pull me into this is a completely different thing. Why do you have to be so rude to innocent bystanders who have had nothing at all to do with it? Specifically, Brooke, bogart, Blue Deuce, and superchicken. I hope you feel good about yourselves bashing someone's PREGNANT wife and unborn child. Please do not talk shit about me or my sweet little girl I am about to give birth to. My hubby may have a hard time expressing his opinion w/out coming across brash or judgemental, but that doesn't mean you should say horrible, nasty things about me and our daughter to be. I too do not agree w/ smokers puffing away around non-smokers, especially at a baby shower. It is very rude. That is why I took the time to put out "No Smoking Please" signs all around. On the other hand, it is also hard to walk out to someone who is standing by their truck and ask them to put out their cig when they have just been very thoughtful and brought a very nice gift to your shower. I think what hubby was trying to say is that it puts us between a rock and a hard place. I mean, these people are our friends and do mean a lot to us, but I am not going to stand their and breathe in 2nd hand smoke so that it can be passed through my placenta into my babies womb. It just really makes me sad that it is even an issue around them. We do not spend a lot of time w/ them due to the fact that when we do it is like a smoke fest. I mean maybe a cig here and there I could deal with, but these people smoke one after another after another. It really does amaze me that they do not see that as rude. Anyway, I was hoping that I could jump in here and settle things down a bit. Again, for those of you who said nasty things about me...thanks a lot....I really appreciate it. You do not know me and you've really hurt my feeling by saying horrible things about my baby girl. Maybe you all should take a step back and look at it from my eyes. Also, for those of you on the money kick, life is not all about how much money you have. Yes, hubby and I live a very comfortable life, but we have also had NOTHING before and were just as happy. We work very hard for the nice things that we have. Money doesn't make you who you are....your family, friends, and how you choose to live your life is what it is all about. So for those of you who do not have as much as "Blue Deuce" so what??? As long as you are happy and have loved ones, then you are just as rich as he. I too am a LOVER of banshees. I've ridden for several years and will raise my baby girl to be a banshee lover too. It is sad that the first time I visited this forum I found so many nasty comments about me. I'm not sure I'll invest too much more time here as I really do not want to be pulled into a childish name-calling match. Thanks for your time and please, please have a little respect for the non-present spouses and children of the members of this board. Thx for your time ~ A Lynn 368621[/snapback] i understand what your saying, and im not on anyones side and am not name calling or anything. i just think it was kinda mean to generalize saying all smokers "suck". thats like saying all "white" or "black" people suck. shure, there are the ones that are no good, but then again there are some as nice as can be. and that goes for just about everything. im just saying that its not really fair to say that all smokers suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 ALynn, darling, sweetie, im on your side, sista...ive dated some real losers, so i feel your pain. thank god i never got knocked up by any of em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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