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That figures, you two are swingers. How many dudes have you let her sleep with while you watch? Do you let more than one guy on her at a time? Please tell me the kids aren't home while you swing.

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Swing on theese nuts,..................my wifes sensual and thinks women are beautiful, shes a total bath girl, puts her hair up, so the little wisps of hair are falling on her cheeks, before she looks me in the eye and smokes my pole, fucks with her toes and nails all the time, she's all girl asshole she's the type of woman that has fuck writting on her forehead just dripping with sexuality, we dont swing, but if we did ol duece would be the only dick in the room, but you on the other hand (and i can tell from the first word out of your mouth) would attract the standard speed whore, a bitch as sensual as a fart in church........ either that or your fucking your second cousin :dance:

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but you on the other hand (and i can tell from the first word out of your mouth) would attract the standard speed whore, a bitch as sensual as a fart in church........ either that or your fucking your second cousin :dance:

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could be both deuce.

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Swing on theese nuts,..................my wifes sensual and thinks women are beautiful, shes a total bath girl, puts her hair up, so the little wisps of hair are falling on her cheeks, before she looks me in the eye and smokes my pole, fucks with her toes and nails all the time, she's all girl asshole she's the type of woman that has fuck writting on her forehead just dripping with sexuality, we dont swing, but if we did ol duece would be the only dick in the room, but you on the other hand (and i can tell from the first word out of your mouth) would attract the standard speed whore, a bitch as sensual as a fart in church........ either that or your fucking your second cousin :dance:

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Bullshit, she is a whore and your are a pussy. That makes you lezbos. Her pussy is loose as a goose and it ain't because of you.

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Bullshit, she is a whore and your are a pussy. That makes you lezbos. Her pussy is loose as a goose and it ain't because of you.

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ok ya got me pimp im a pussie, just keep in mind pal an asshole is only a inch away from being a pussie..................and you should probally start saying something that makes me and the HQer's at least laugh, yer kinda startin to bore me

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ok ya got me pimp im a pussie, just keep in mind pal an asshole is only a inch away from being a pussie..................and you should probally start saying something that makes me and the HQer's at least laugh, yer kinda startin to bore me

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Okay then, who are you guys using as a babysitter since Michael Jackson is tied up in court all day. Let me guess, you just let him baby sit at night while you and your wife are out swinging. I guess you'll be sueing him next. :lol:

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Im sorry to say but pimp you HAVE to be the most retarded, self absorbed, internet thugging, mother fucker i have ever come in contact with. You have already proven a few things to me that make me believe that you are a worthless pile of human waste. :flush:

 

1. You were to pussy to say shit to your friends about their butts in your lawn.

2.You Live in Fresno :rotflmao:

3.You lied about how much your house appraised for.

4. You insulted in some way or another about 99 percent of people on this earth.(family dying slow deaths etc.) :angry:

5.You Live in Fresno. :rotflmao:

6. You obviously have no life to be posting so many times on this thread :yank:

7. This leads me to believe your unemployed, or(deuce hit it on the head) running a meth lab in Fresno.

8. You live in Fresno County :rotflmao:

9. You took pop shots at a guy who just got out of the hospital.(multiple times)

10. You randomly insulted a very beautiful woman for calling you out on your ignorance and telling it like it is.

11. You lied about being in the marines.

12. You lied about being married(sorry can believe someone would marry such a complete moron.

13. You hipocritically called out deuces family values for him saying brooke has a sweet heiny, (which she does!) and then you got a picture of some chiks thong in your avatar. Take your own advice idiot.

14. You start bitching about sins, and the only refrences you can make to sinning is a movie called seven starring brad pitt, which really has nothing to do with sins.

15. You must be gay. ( see above movie that pimp chose to quote. Gay men love Mr. Pitt :yank:

16.You Live in Fresno. :rotflmao:

17 . You called deuce a lesbo??? is that possible, sounds like something a second grader would say. :shrugani:

 

 

Well i think thats enough, and hey pimp when i read this again tomorrow im sure your responses will be down to the level of "your mom" or similar insults. Everyday i read this you get more childish. And have some fucking tact man.

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no i deleted the shit so i could post some banshee pics elswhere in the forums, this new server you can only post a few shots then your out of space..heres a shot of one of my rooms.......sorry ya missed it guy this shit is pretty damm funny... :cheers:

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wow looks like a lot of buttons to play with.

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Hey Pimp...its been 3 pages since you came up with anything even remotely clever. Meanwhile half the HQ has handed you your ass. Maybe you should let your wife take over and see if she has anything.

 

Prolly wouldn't help, any girl with half a brain would have dumped your ass a long time ago.

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Okay then, who are you guys using as a babysitter since Michael Jackson is tied up in court all day. Let me guess, you just let him baby sit at night while you and your wife are out swinging. I guess you'll be sueing him next. :lol:

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WOW U WENT FROM TALKING ABOUT QUITING SMOKING

 

2 THIS!

 

 

U ARE A DEFINATLY AN

 

BRAINLESS JAR HEAD

 

 

 

 

AND ILL STILL WOOP UR ASS 4 FUN.

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Led, Ill see ya there buddy!  :cheers:

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I'll bring the beer & smokes! :cheers:

 

Bullshit, she is a whore and your are a pussy. That makes you lezbos. Her pussy is loose as a goose and it ain't because of you.

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Funny stuff...but seriously, what's wrong with a lesbian? I swear I am one...just trapped in a dude's body. :evil:

 

 

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