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I did good...I still got the stills. :drool:  :D  :cheers:  :clap:

Still smoke'n... :shrugani:  This thread makes me wanna go spare another 7min of my life ever time I read it. :rolleyes:

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this one is just to good.im really enjoyinh yhis thread.the funny part is i just quit smoking about 2 weeks ago.i can admit its a horrible thing.but who are you to judge someone you dont know.

i bet pimp is no more than 5ft5in and 125 lbs who know he could be a 12 year old punk pimp.we can tell he is a fag by his name pimp.why would you want a name like that,or do you just pimp that hoe you call a wife.

anyways fire in the whole i quit cigs so i can smoke more weed

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Just by reading your post I can tell your all of about 13 years old. Go back to bluetraxx. :shootself:  :shootself:  :shootself:  :shootself:  :shootself:  :shootself:

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Man your comebacks are getting better and better. The more you talk the more it leads me to believe that your still in high school and mommy and daddy left for the weekend and left you the house to yourself and all your little friends came over and were smoking in the house and now little Timmy is grounded from his moped and mommy has to drive him to school.

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Well heres the deal. Your either gonna see it my way and eventually stop smoking because you think about this post now everytime you light up, or your gonna keep smoking just despite me and I'll will have a hand in your death. Either way, I win. You can be a winner or a looser, its your choice. I'd rather you quite smoking and set a good example for others (including children). Think of how much money you will save and how much healthier you will feel. I'll help you get help if you don't think your strong enough to quite. Just think about it a little, we can talk later or you can pm me if you want help.

And if you don't smoke and your on here supporting smokers, then how fucking dumb are you? :shootself:

 

Here, hope this helps you.

http://www.cdc.gov/tobacco/sgr/sgr_2004/sg...lash/index.html

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Damn man...give it up already. A hand in my death, you wish, is that a threat? :unsure: Not a single person in my family of smokers has died from lung cancer or any cancer related to smoking! Alcohol is more of a worry to me than smoking is seeing how it's killed the majority of my family, so next time you pick up a bottle, remember you're killing yourself. :yank: whatever. :flush:

 

 

We're all born to die. Live and let live. Leave other people alone and let them do whatever they want to do. I do enjoy a good smoke, a good stiff drink or a beer, and sex as often as possible...yes I'm a sinner, and I like it. :evil: To hell with quantity of life. I believe in QUALITY of life! :cheers: If I'm happy, do you think I give a fuck about your opinion or think for one second it's going to change mine? Hey I got an asshole too...see what I mean... You've resorted from bitching about smoking to insulting anyone & everything that disagrees with you. But it is amusing...so Game on... :P:lol:

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Damn man...give it up already.  A hand in my death, you wish, is that a threat? :unsure:  Not a single person in my family of smokers has died from lung cancer or any cancer related to smoking!  Alcohol is more of a worry to me than smoking is seeing how it's killed the majority of my family, so next time you pick up a bottle, remember you're killing yourself. :yank: whatever. :flush:

We're all born to die. Live and let live. Leave other people alone and let them do whatever they want to do.  I do enjoy a good smoke, a good stiff drink or a beer, and sex as often as possible...yes I'm a sinner, and I like it. :evil:  To hell with quantity of life. I believe in QUALITY of life! :cheers:  If I'm happy, do you think I give a fuck about your opinion or think for one second it's going to change mine?  Hey I got an asshole too...see what I mean...  You've resorted from bitching about smoking to insulting anyone & everything that disagrees with you.  But it is amusing...so Game on... :P  :lol:

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Well, if you think any of your family members that died of cancer didn't die from tobacco, then your probably wrong. Did you check this out?http://www.cdc.gov/tobacco/sgr/sgr_2004/sg...lash/index.html

Would you not say something to your brother if he had a cocaine problem? Or would you tell yourself "live and let live". You enjoy a good smoke because your body has built up a dependency. Its called addiction and your in denial. Its not to late Led. You've only been smoking 6 years. If you agree that your a sinner, I'm assuming that you believe in a God. One of the seven deadly sins in glutney. I'm sure you've seen the movie seven. Wanna go to hell? You call it insulting you for me disagreeing. I call it a bad choice that has scientific facts to back it. Just because you think knowone has died in your family from smoking, are you really willing to take that chance. I assume you don't have kids, I think you might see it differently if you did. I bet while you were in the hospital that you prayed to God and told him you would change your life if he would let you get through you illness. No direspect, but now its time for you to come through on your part.

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Well, if you think any of your family members that died of cancer didn't die from tobacco, then your probably wrong. Did you check this out?http://www.cdc.gov/tobacco/sgr/sgr_2004/sg...lash/index.html

Would you not say something to your brother if he had a cocaine problem? Or would you tell yourself "live and let live". You enjoy a good smoke because your body has built up a dependency. Its called addiction and your in denial. Its not to late Led. You've only been smoking 6 years. If you agree that your a sinner, I'm assuming that you believe in a God. One of the seven deadly sins in glutney. I'm sure you've seen the movie seven. Wanna go to hell? You call it insulting you for me disagreeing. I call it a bad choice that has scientific facts to back it. Just because you think knowone has died in your family from smoking, are you really willing to take that chance. I assume you don't have kids, I think you might see it differently if you did. I bet while you were in the hospital that you prayed to God and told him you would change your life if he would let you get through you illness. No direspect, but now its time for you to come through on your part.

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man o man, i think if we just not respond to this dickhead,he will just shrivel up and die.this is probably the most attention hes got in a wile,cuz his wifes banging his best freind.

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If you really want to win your war on cigs, or the war on drugs, or any other of the so-called "wars", don't go after the tobacco companies. Ignore the users. Ignore the dealers. None of them are the cause, they're the effect. Instead, go after the idiots that made this mundane life as dull as it is. Go after the shithead that designed the PT Cruiser. Flame the fuckwad that decided working 5 days in order to get 2 off was a good idea. Rip the balls off the son of a bitch that wanted to take money from people that work their asses off, and give it to the dipshits too lazy to do anything but stay home making babies!

 

 

~some parts borrowed from a comedian whose name eludes me

 

 

Personally, I'd like to thank all the smokers, druggies, extreme sports enthusiasts, alcoholics, bad drivers, sluts, boat/pool owners that can't swim, pigpens, packrats, gangbangers, and basically anybody with a shortage of common sense. All the world's problems are due entirely to overpopulation (starvation, polution, health care, high taxes, etc.). The more of us that engage in 'risky behavior', the more likely that some of us will check out early, thereby doing our part to make the world a better place. In defense of smokers, sure we're all gonna die, but you guys choose to fuel the economy on your way out. I think this is actually pretty smart. I know I'm doing my part to end overcrowding everytime I get on my quad, send my kite, grab my surfboard, or lace up some climbing shoes. Look at the big picture pimp, bad/dangerous habits are a way of life, and are just another way to make life more interesting while it lasts.

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Damn just started reading this today, made all 5 pages ain't laughed at so much shit in a long time...I have been smoking for over 15yrs, started in my teens thought it was cool blah blah blah.. Tried to quit a few times, the 1st after spending the weekend in jail with no smoking and when my wife and daughter picked me up I could smell the smoke on my daughter, very mind bending, quit for a month and came back. My last atempt was just last week, last say about 8 hrs... It's a very bad habit not to mention lots of $$$ up in smoke.. I can't quit it's hard it's like hell I don't know what it's like really....

 

 

ok now for all the quotes::: :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

 

We had a babyshower two weeks ago. If I hadn't posted signs on the eating tables and in my garage(no smoking), the nasty smokers would have sat right down beside my wife and lit up. They would have also stood in my garage and smoked so when I opened my door into my house the smoke (cancer) would have stunk up my home!

Smokers are inconsiderate and have no restpsect for others. I went as far to put out a butt can for the sick fucks to put there nastyness in away from evryone at the party. Well, a couple of the parents didn't want there kids or spouses see them smoking( here is your sign dumbass) so they went out by their cars and lit up in front of my house. Of course the trash that they are threw their fucking butts down in my yard. IF YOU ARE A SMOKER YOUR LIFE MUST REALLY SUCK. To try to commit suicide everyday smoking is ridiculous. When you get diagnosed with cancer, do deserve it. Hopefully you will die a slow painful death for the addiction you pushed on everyone around you. I try not to spend anytime around friends that are too weak to give a shit about there lives because of smoking. I just don't get it. The cost, the health problems, and looking and smelling like shit doesn't seem appealing in anyway, shape, or form. Luckily here in California you are not allowed to smoke in any public buildings :clap:, that includes bars. The next time you light up, just think a second what a dumbass looser you look like. If you are reading this and you are a smoker, you have a serious disease and need to take care of it.

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well you had me on the 1st post, but as I read on I just started laughing and thinking to myself this guys is an idiot.....

 

You must be a cancer addict too. I don't feel sorry for you. You make the choice everytime you light up. Thanks for the website, I put in my favorites. :lol:

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Fuck that Barney shit, the company I work for RCL/ ColorDynamic was the creator of Barney I hate the purple fucker, the owners daughter was a school teacher here and she made up the purple freak as a teaching aid daddy gave her the money to get him started. We sold the purple basturd like 3-4 yrs ago to HIT...woohoo!!

 

 

Some may think I have my panties in a knot over the smoking thing, but I don't care. That is my opinion and you can either agree or disagree. 3 of my friends have passed away in the last 2 years from lung cancer. If you haven't had a friend or loved one die of cancer then you probably don't know how I feel. I'm enraged that selling cancer is legal. I don't support it in any way, wether your my family or my friend. If my freinds or family go on smoking and die of cancer and I didn't try to stop them, then I feel like I would be supporting their suicide.

 

If I roosted in your face over smoking and it pissed you off, that is you conscence

telling you that your wrong and you know better. If one person on here just smoked one less cig because of this post, it would totally be worth all the fus.

 

Kick the habit smokers, you'll be glad you did. ;)

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damn I think I just smoked 4 or 5 reading these 5 freakin pages!!!

 

i read this whole shit, and the only thing i think about it all is, PARTY AT Blue Duece'S HOUSE!!!

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Hell yeah Duece's place hell the compound in the hills near the dunes sounds good to me, beats roughing it with no water or electric like I did at Glamis President's Day!!!

 

I guess Doctors prescribe cancer now, since weed is a perscription drug in Cali. :headbang:  There is enough pics of women on here for you to masterbate to. Nice try though. Go back to your hole now Brookypoo before we have to break out the vagifem.

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Damn gets me all hot and bother thinking of women masturbating!!!

 

youre such an idiot, its amazing.  some estimates say that one joint has as much cancer causing chemicals as an entire pack of cigaretts. but since people dont smoke joints as frequently as they smoke cigarettes, you dont see the negative effects as quickly. and any partially intelligent doctor who prescribes marijuana does it in the form of a pill, not to smoke. 

i wouldnt masturbate to your wife is she were the last broad on earth. just knowing that your nasty paws have been all over her, is enough to make me gag.  i just wanted proof of this amazing goddess of yours.  put up or shut up, prick.

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will you masterbate too my wife?? Can we watch?

 

 

 

 

It is convenient you have to run your mouth in every thread when it obviously doesnt apply to you...if your not a smoker....shut your fucking mouth..nobody asked for your 2 cents

 

as far as the people smoke cigarettes more than they smoke weed...please brooke...its obvious that you live a sheltered life...most people who smoke marijuana smoke that shit from the time they wake up until the time they pass out...so please tell me how thats smoking less than cigarettes...

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You are right about the smoking when "we" wake til "we" pass out.... If it wasn't for my work I would fo sure, hell "we" got to be stoned just to put up with idiots like you in this world....

 

 

the bigger they are the harder they hit!

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sounds like the truth to me.... I ain't stupid my 125# ass knows how to hit and run like holy hell.....

 

what are you takling about brooke? i didnt change a thing. :confused:  he must be hacking my computer from his trailer in the fresno ghettos. Is fresno ghettos an oxymoron....idk but its close. Hey That house you had "appraised" pimp, did you slip the appraiser a 5 spot to help you out..(bribes are cheap in fresno) or did they see your wife, mistake her for some cattle, and add the livestock in on the appraisal? just curious

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that's low very low, but funny as hell... :rotflmao::rotflmao:

 

holy crap, this took  some digging, but just for you, for old time's sake...

 

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oh my god, back to the masturbation thing, I think I just did..... :headbang::headbang:

 

I gotta a whole new out look on those old Mr. Ed reruns now thanks....Wife is gonna shit when she see me spanking the monkey to the horse!!! :rotflmao::rotflmao:

 

 

oh thanks alot you made me smoke my pack down, I now only have 1 left is this a good time to quit again? ......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I seriously doubt it'lll work...

 

:bolt::bolt:

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