Slammin Full Bore Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 YESSSS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slammin Full Bore Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 YESSSS!!!! 369910[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 post a pic of you and your wife. If you are so eager to critique then lets see some pictures 369057[/snapback] awwww shit.................... ok picture this.........a middle aged ugly dude (kinda looks like donald trump without the hair system) making 7 figures a year, driving an 05 SL-600, owning a multi million dollar media facility, with 20 year old starlets, wiiling to do anything to be discovered, now you rate her pic.....i say you'll give it a 1 on a scale of 1-10........i guess its really based on your standards...in LA thats a 2 dude............the shit out here is top fuckin notch......its like a buddy of yours handing you a joint of schwag and your used to puffin indo, and he's telling you its the good, to you its dirt weed cause you know better, thats where im coming from, if she couldnt get in playboy she aint the bomb.....its that simple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshv5.0 Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 We had a babyshower two weeks ago. If I hadn't posted signs on the eating tables and in my garage(no smoking), the nasty smokers would have sat right down beside my wife and lit up. They would have also stood in my garage and smoked so when I opened my door into my house the smoke (cancer) would have stunk up my home!Smokers are inconsiderate and have no restpsect for others. I went as far to put out a butt can for the sick fucks to put there nastyness in away from evryone at the party. Well, a couple of the parents didn't want there kids or spouses see them smoking( here is your sign dumbass) so they went out by their cars and lit up in front of my house. Of course the trash that they are threw their fucking butts down in my yard. IF YOU ARE A SMOKER YOUR LIFE MUST REALLY SUCK. To try to commit suicide everyday smoking is ridiculous. When you get diagnosed with cancer, do deserve it. Hopefully you will die a slow painful death for the addiction you pushed on everyone around you. I try not to spend anytime around friends that are too weak to give a shit about there lives because of smoking. I just don't get it. The cost, the health problems, and looking and smelling like shit doesn't seem appealing in anyway, shape, or form. Luckily here in California you are not allowed to smoke in any public buildings , that includes bars. The next time you light up, just think a second what a dumbass looser you look like. If you are reading this and you are a smoker, you have a serious disease and need to take care of it. 364400[/snapback] man your a fucking idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolguyson Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 (edited) well, luckily you impressed me I too pass up playmates daily. Edited May 17, 2005 by Koolguyson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenBB Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 wow, there is some random ass shit in this thread... 369145[/snapback] Hahahaha I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!!! God I love the HQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98bonerSTOCKshee Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 **hell no can let this thread die** Haven't had a cig in 55hrs and counting, it's hell had to resort to the nicorete gum.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 I was wondering, does that nicorette gum do anything for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stclark816 Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 I was wondering, does that nicorette gum do anything for you? 372055[/snapback] Yes, It'll get you high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 (edited) might as well go cold turkey, its all about getting the nico out of your system........about a week and you'll be home free, "if you chew the gum you didnt really quit and when you dont have the gum will reach for a grit"..... Edited May 21, 2005 by Blue Duece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 i quit cold turkey about two years ago. it wasnt that bad, i was able to avoid all my smoker friends for long enough to not be tempted. its really all about replacing one habit with another. im a snacker now, especially when im coding, im a saltine eating fien. saltines, and soda or juicy juice juice boxes haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stclark816 Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 saltines, and soda or juicy juice juice boxes haha 372085[/snapback] You little girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 You little girl. 372107[/snapback] I gave up the juice boxes and pouches a couple years ago after an incident I'm not all that proud of. My wife comes home from college with a Capri Sun pouch. mmmm.... It was a promotional thing or something... Anyway she hands me this blue rasperry pouch and I say "Capri Sun juice pouch? What the fuck do you think I am, a retarded 5 year old?" I then yank the straw from the back of the pouch and make a 45 degree downward stabbing motion and stabbed that god damned straw through the front, and on through the back. Drained the whole thing down the front of my shirt and the carpet before I could even think to get over a sink or the garbage can. I swore right then and there no more juice boxes or pouches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 I gave up the juice boxes and pouches a couple years ago after an incident I'm not all that proud of. My wife comes home from college with a Capri Sun pouch. mmmm.... It was a promotional thing or something... Anyway she hands me this blue rasperry pouch and I say "Capri Sun juice pouch? What the fuck do you think I am, a retarded 5 year old?" I then yank the straw from the back of the pouch and make a 45 degree downward stabbing motion and stabbed that god damned straw through the front, and on through the back. Drained the whole thing down the front of my shirt and the carpet before I could even think to get over a sink or the garbage can. I swore right then and there no more juice boxes or pouches. 372210[/snapback] hahahahahaha they are supposed to be for my niece, she's almost 8. she does the same thing you do. i remember, she had a juice box, left it on my desk, so i stuck the straw in it for her...she comes back two minutes later.."hey whos is this?"...*grabs juice box, squirting the contents all over a buncha paperwork i had on my desk*..."opps.......hey did you need these papers?" hahahahah i was like, no hun its ok. i try and be veeery careful, gotta be gentle man!! but a big huge guy like you...id expect you to just grab it sideways, bite into it and suck it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 hahahahahahathey are supposed to be for my niece, she's almost 8. she does the same thing you do. i remember, she had a juice box, left it on my desk, so i stuck the straw in it for her...she comes back two minutes later.."hey whos is this?"...*grabs juice box, squirting the contents all over a buncha paperwork i had on my desk*..."opps.......hey did you need these papers?" hahahahah i was like, no hun its ok. i try and be veeery careful, gotta be gentle man!! but a big huge guy like you...id expect you to just grab it sideways, bite into it and suck it down. 372220[/snapback] Smart like tractor strong like ox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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