banshee76179 Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Ancient Chinese Torture A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read: "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducman Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 I've had some moments on the banshee that were similar to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRed350x Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 I dont think I would have thrown it out the window I would have just put it on the floor in the room. haha Good joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justintoxicated Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 oh man, how did he not feel the rope around his testicals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockgc9 Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 That was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sp1tekiller Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 HAHA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knight_ripper Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 hell ya....that was some funny shit. Pussy is some powerfull stuff!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune_girl Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 LMAO....i like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loganskinner Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 at least he got laid before his shit got ripped off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bansheecaptain Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxMeltIcexX Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Thats hillarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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