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lately it seems that my banshee is giving me troubles, first i can barely keep my front wheels on the ground, cops want to talk to me because of it, i am loosing my 4 stroker friends cause they can't keep up with me, my bike keeps roosting sand on their faces, and they even say i've turned into a cocky son of a B****,my wife slides off the bike onto the ground when i pin the throttle and now she says that i love my bike more than i love her, and my family is starting to complain cause i buy more yamalube than groceries, and the dog is afraid of my shee (he won't even piss on the tires no more), and they say i have no social life cause i rather ride. so you see, my banshee is destroying my life.

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well my friend you have come to the right place for help. Your first step is realizing that your wife, dog, cops, and friends all have problems. you need not to be overwhelmed with this and instead take it one step at a time. perhaps your roost isnt big enough. I suggest not buying any groceries at all this month and invest in some new skins. your friends riding 4strokes is way to much of a problem for you to handle right now so just take it easy. If shee starts giving you any more problems you may want to consider getting rid of the wife to level things out a little. Good luck

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if after you complete nugshee's suggestions, and shee still doesnt respond get her a drink. if you get a little alcohol in the shee it seems to wanna leave the cops behind, then you wont have to talk them anymore.

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