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Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you?

 

Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car

 

Step 2. Drive VERY FAST

 

Step 3. Watch people freak out.

 

Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real.

 

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Hi all:

 

This is the site where they are selling them. However, they are sold out at present. I suppose we can keep checking back or someone can inquire about a dealership.

 

I don't think you'd be allowed to have them trailing your vehicle that far behind in my state.

 

I think some sharks would be fun to tie on my Honda Aquatrax while going down the road too! :clap:

 

This might make a good car alarm too. Instead of "Protected by Smith and Wesson" it could be guarded by "Boeing" or "Lockheed Martin". Right up until someone steals the balloons when you're at the mall. Bright side... maybe they would only steel the balloons... :shrugani:

 

 

-Bill

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Hi all:

 

To complete the image especially for drivers overtaking you:

 

1. Stare straight ahead as if that is the only direction that matters in life (it would be).

2. Squeeze the steering wheel tightly with both hands.

3. Hunch over the steering wheel as a futile last effort to gain precious distance.

4. Upon arrival at a stop sign or signal give a big sign of relief as they disappear from your rearview mirror - until you start again.

5. Throw flares.

6. "Invent" ground combat maneuvering (GCM).

7. Wind up and release the tow string to imply you gain a few feet on them occasionally.

8. Scream as you slowly wind up the string.

 

 

-Bill

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