ikikazz Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you? Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car Step 2. Drive VERY FAST Step 3. Watch people freak out. Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYCBanshee7 Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Hahahaha Where can i get me some? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STLBILL Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 (edited) Hi all: This is the site where they are selling them. However, they are sold out at present. I suppose we can keep checking back or someone can inquire about a dealership. I don't think you'd be allowed to have them trailing your vehicle that far behind in my state. I think some sharks would be fun to tie on my Honda Aquatrax while going down the road too! This might make a good car alarm too. Instead of "Protected by Smith and Wesson" it could be guarded by "Boeing" or "Lockheed Martin". Right up until someone steals the balloons when you're at the mall. Bright side... maybe they would only steel the balloons... -Bill Edited February 19, 2005 by STLBILL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroker81 Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 That would be priceless to see people's faces while driving down the highway and have them behind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STLBILL Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Hi all: To complete the image especially for drivers overtaking you: 1. Stare straight ahead as if that is the only direction that matters in life (it would be). 2. Squeeze the steering wheel tightly with both hands. 3. Hunch over the steering wheel as a futile last effort to gain precious distance. 4. Upon arrival at a stop sign or signal give a big sign of relief as they disappear from your rearview mirror - until you start again. 5. Throw flares. 6. "Invent" ground combat maneuvering (GCM). 7. Wind up and release the tow string to imply you gain a few feet on them occasionally. 8. Scream as you slowly wind up the string. -Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stclark816 Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Hahahaha, that's pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockgc9 Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 I would have shit my sellf if I seen that in person. That is crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 someone tell me when those get back in stock. i see some funny dune vids in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red ore Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 (edited) I would bet "Home land Security" wont find ANY humor in that......... I think it would be funny as hell to see though!!! Edited February 21, 2005 by red ore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshees and beers Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 they should 4 baloons of those bitches from the view, tie those behind my truck an you will never catch me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 haha thats pretty good. that would definetely get some attention goin down the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BansheeBrian Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 Thats some good humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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