paintball for life Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 A guy took his girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms. When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away. "What did you do that for?" he asked her. "I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied. ................................................................................................... What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747 ................................................................................................... Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven. ................................................................................................... A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught." ................................................................................................... One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. ''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!'' ................................................................................................... Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home ................................................................................................... A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!" "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught." ................................................................................................... i will put more up tommorow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SICK BOY Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 a blonde was driving down the road when she saw another blonde in a row boat in the middle of a hay feild rowing like crazy.She stoped and yelled what in the hell are you doing?,Your the reason us blondes get a bad name,I should swin out there and kick your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sp1tekiller Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Haha, some of those are quite funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kw04 Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Wow, much better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PRO1TUBER Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 hahahahahaahaahahhaaahhhaaaa those where pretty damn good!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian060 Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 someone already poasted the one about the blonde in the rowboat. Nice jokes Led Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintball for life Posted February 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 someone already poasted the one about the blonde in the rowboat. Nice jokes Led 323271[/snapback] i posted that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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