dawgfan Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 A farmer decides he needs a new rooster on the farm cause the old one he has just can't keep up with the yard full of hens. He goes to town the next morning, purchases a strong young rooster and brings him home. He lets the young rooster out to strut his stuff around the farm. Youngster struts right up to the old rooster and says "ok old man, things are gonna change around here. I'm the new stud in town, your time has passed, now ALL the hens on this farm are mine!" Old rooster says "Ok youngster, I can respect that, I am past my prime and can't keep up with them all. But just let me keep those 2 fat old hens over yonder, you don't want them anyway." Yougster replies, "I guess you didn't hear me old man, they are ALL mine now!" Old rooster, "OK I'll tell you what, we will settle it with a race, once around the house, winner takes all." The youngster puffs up his chest and says "you really want to race me, I'll even give you a head start!" With this said, the old rooster takes off like a bat outa hell. Halfway around the house the youngster has already run him down and is right on his ass! He is on his heels pecking at his tailfeathers as they streak past the front porch. Sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, the farmer sees this, grabs his shotgun, puts a bead on them, and POW..... Blows the young rooster to pieces! He sits back down, looks at his old hound dog with a pissed expression, and says "Damn it, that's the 3rd queer rooster I bought this month!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 hahahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNBRAD Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune_girl Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H250RHATER Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 smart old rooster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kw04 Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 he knows how to keep his women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frocashmoney24 Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 good shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SICK BOY Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyman Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Why is this joke funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 haha funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheecaptain Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 never mistake wisdom with stupidity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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racer Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 thats the funniest thing ive heard all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sp1tekiller Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Haha, that's a good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockgc9 Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Not bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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