01bansheeke Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 What would you do for $500 ? A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, " I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!" The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened." An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked. The woman said "That M.F. had $500 in quarters!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Now that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01bansheeke Posted January 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Now that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune_girl Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 you would think..then again..i like to think i wouldn't have to pay $500 to do as i please on a fine females behind 309994[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueshee03 Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 that was a good one.lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SICK BOY Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 I'll have to try that and see how it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H250RHATER Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23champ Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moto4man350 Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 That's f'ckin funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05Special Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 holy shit man thats good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockgc9 Posted February 22, 2005 Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 That is good. I sure in the hell wouldnt been throwing out money like that though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John19 Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 Wow that is hillarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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