y2kbanshee9187 Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Have you guys seen the Blue Collar Comedy Tour? I liked the one on there. Something like- You know your a redneck when your workin outside with your shirt off and your husband is too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y2kbanshee9187 Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 How do you know a redneck invented toothpaste?Anyone else would have named it teethpaste. 307531[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.J. Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Why no redneck murder cases are ever solved: No dental records and the DNA is all the same... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireHead Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 You might be a Redneck if: You go te see your grandmother and she tells you shes pregnant. You call your boss "dude". Your class reunion is a keg party in the woods. The seats on your front porch used to be the seats in your car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super88_banshee Posted January 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 I am announcing that there is 1 more day left in the contest so if you have a good one post it up before its too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 You might be a Redneck if Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledofthezep Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Redneck Prom Night "Hello brother!" "Hey sis." "I gotsa question." "Shoot sis." "Will you go to prom w'me?" "Eww, no, your my sister!", said the brother. "So.", she replied. "Well ok." So they go to the prom and the sister says, "Will you hug me?" The brother says, "Eww, not in front of everyone!" "Please, please, please." says the sis. "Ok." Then, on the way home, the sister asks him to kiss her. He refuses but she persists and he eventually gives in. When they are in the car she asks him, "Will you fuck me right here in this car? It's prom and I wanna get laid!" "God no!", he replies. She persist and he gives in. He's on top of her, fucking his own sister when she says, "Wow! Your alot heavier than Dad." And he says, "Yeah I know, Mom's told me that already!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune_girl Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Redneck Prom Night "Hello brother!" "Hey sis." "I gotsa question." "Shoot sis." "Will you go to prom w'me?" "Eww, no, your my sister!", said the brother. "So.", she replied. "Well ok." So they go to the prom and the sister says, "Will you hug me?" The brother says, "Eww, not in front of everyone!" "Please, please, please." says the sis. "Ok." Then, on the way home, the sister asks him to kiss her. He refuses but she persists and he eventually gives in. When they are in the car she asks him, "Will you fuck me right here in this car? It's prom and I wanna get laid!" "God no!", he replies. She persist and he gives in. He's on top of her, fucking his own sister when she says, "Wow! Your alot heavier than Dad." And he says, "Yeah I know, Mom's told me that already!" 307994[/snapback] thats wrong!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledofthezep Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 thats wrong!! 307998[/snapback] Funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
03LE Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 (edited) You might be a redneck if... You have 8 cars and still have to bum a ride to work... Your best pick up line is writen on your baseball cap... Your TV gets 512 channels, but you have togo outside to use the bathroom.. You've ever dreamthd about tires... aight got people pointin at eachother now... Edited January 17, 2005 by 03LE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banshee~ Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 some more you might be a redneck if.. You ever listed fuzzy dice on an insurance claim. You list tick removal as a skill on your resume. Your nicest towels say, "Property of Motel 6". You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people". You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireHead Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 ............and more from me. You might be a Redneck if................. You can ruin a pair of shoes in one wearing. Nothing in your refrigerator was purchased at a store. You bum a dip from your mother. You're using the "Twister" mat as the shower curtain. You have ever ordered a bucket of skin from KFC. You have ever watched the Daytona 500 naked. You clean your garage and realize that you did not sell your Banshee. Your favorite adult beverage doubles as gas for your car. You inherited a toilet plunger. You buy stuff at your own yard sale, You have ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver. You use the bathroom plunger every day. .........and I'll come up with more tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenBB Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 One of my faves... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 you might be a redneck if your tools are worth more than your house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNBRAD Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Two. One to eat, one to watch out for traffic. What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck? The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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