Banchetta Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 LMFAO damn straight. She accepts me, and I accept her. We are who we are, with no lies, fronts or bullshit. If I don't like who she is, its my problem and I hit the bricks. Like wise for her. We made it a point early on to be ourselves, unlike a few couples I know that have been far from honest with each other. Later on down the line it usually ends up in court. 303462[/snapback] Enough said...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune_girl Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 nice icon dune girl 304261[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 funny that if a woman is amazed at the idea that such a man exists, and of course wants a chance at one, she is just SO difficult and can obviously never be pleased by anything....yet men fully expect all those qualities from a woman, and are shocked an appauled when they come across one that doesnt fill all those roles. when a dude doesnt cook or clean its just typical and expected, but hey, im a fuckin spoiled brat cause i dont. hell at least im willing to earn my own money and hire my own help. i should at least get credit for that lmfao aww hell, i think im gonna be single forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 funny that if a woman is amazed at the idea that such a man exists, and of course wants a chance at one, she is just SO difficult and can obviously never be pleased by anything....yet men fully expect all those qualities from a woman, and are shocked an appauled when they come across one that doesnt fill all those roles. when a dude doesnt cook or clean its just typical and expected, but hey, im a fuckin spoiled brat cause i dont. hell at least im willing to earn my own money and hire my own help. i should at least get credit for that lmfao aww hell, i think im gonna be single forever 304784[/snapback] My wife HATES dishes... I guess she had to do a lot of them by hand when she was growing up, and a family of 6, thats alot of dishes. So, for the most part I do all the dishes, and to make things worse, we have this fucking 1/2 size dishwasher. Worthless piece of shit. It basically rinses the dishes, then I scrub them as I take them out. She does the laundry though mainly because she has so damned much of it, and neither of us take care of the lawn lol. When we get a newer place we plan on hiring a maid like my older sister and her husband did. Money doesn't make for happiness, but it sure makes things easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STLBILL Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 I thought this was for married guys only? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyman Posted January 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 funny that if a woman is amazed at the idea that such a man exists, and of course wants a chance at one, she is just SO difficult and can obviously never be pleased by anything....yet men fully expect all those qualities from a woman, and are shocked an appauled when they come across one that doesnt fill all those roles. when a dude doesnt cook or clean its just typical and expected, but hey, im a fuckin spoiled brat cause i dont. hell at least im willing to earn my own money and hire my own help. i should at least get credit for that lmfao aww hell, i think im gonna be single forever 304784[/snapback] I guess all you need is your operation and you WILL be one of the guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 I guess all you need is your operation and you WILL be one of the guys. 304871[/snapback] hmmm...FUCK YOU. there, that felt good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyman Posted January 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Well you've got a job and you've definitely got the romantic streak. Not too bad lookin, you know... for a guy. You'll make some happy chick a great husband some day. Now all you gotta do is move to Texas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Holyman, all you have to do i ask nicely, and im sure that big fat hairy dude will pull his dick out of your ass long enough for you to focus...and realize your hostility towards me stems from your love for me. its ok. i know its hard to be in love with someone you have no chance in hell of being with. i felt the same way towards johnny depp. then i realized he was a liberal fuck just like you and my loins dont crave him anymore. go with god, man, go with god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNBRAD Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 I musta missed this thread somehow, imagine that. lol. Anyway here's my 2 wheat pennies. Women, yes there are a few that are exactly like everyone has stated, "unable to please". Mainly the reason is they cannot be happy and have never experienced happiness, so it is their life search to find their perception of happiness, only God knows what that may be. This is not all women though. Read on to see what makes them happy. Men, we would go right to the 6th floor, treat all the women like shit every time the door opened and as soon as we get to the 6th floor. I'll be damned, all the women from the 1st to the 5th floor flooded the fire escape to get to the 6th floor and then you will have all of them to choose from at once. That's always been my secret, treat them like shit, and they will never leave you. Don't ask me how or why, it just works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyman Posted January 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 ... your hostility towards me stems from your love for me... 304918[/snapback] You must be right. I guess I have always yearned to dump the hairy one I've been with all these years and get someone like you. A REAL man. You know... like the one in Crying Game. I imagine you in a slinky dress like the one Jim Carey wore in the first pet detective when he acted like a retard to get into the insane assylum. Come to think of it you do look alot like Jim Carey. Maybe not so much by your height but in the teeth and the girlish figure you two share. And probably shoe size . Afterall, if you're gonna buy bolt on's, you might as well go for the best you can afford. But I guess that's for you to know and me to find out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 aww someone's cranky tonight. thats why ive never been interested in anal sex, i find it just makes people ugly. find your girlpower within and demand the cuddling you are obviously in need of. and for god sake, be on top for once. everyone deserves all pleasures possible. dont worry my child, as a man of god you know that HE will forgive your sins and love you when you need it most. i know youre picturing me naked right now. dont even try to deny it. i dont mind. really i dont. everyone needs something to aspire to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chemical Castration Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 You must be right. I guess I have always yearned to dump the hairy one I've been with all these years and get someone like you. A REAL man. You know... like the one in Crying Game. I imagine you in a slinky dress like the one Jim Carey wore in the first pet detective when he acted like a retard to get into the insane assylum. Come to think of it you do look alot like Jim Carey. Maybe not so much by your height but in the teeth and the girlish figure you two share. And probably shoe size . Afterall, if you're gonna buy bolt on's, you might as well go for the best you can afford. But I guess that's for you to know and me to find out 304933[/snapback] What's sad is that you can sit there talking shit about brooke and lie to yourself as much as you like but the best youre ever gonna be able to do is hook up with some random desperate guy in a trucker stop. But hey man keep your chin up if you work out and play your cards straight and use the old "holyman charm" you might end up with some hairy russian bear wrestler, which would probably the ultimate high in your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNBRAD Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Ok it's intermission time. Go get your popcorn, milk duds and hot tamales. See ya back in 2 and 2. Stay tuned, more love to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Ok it's intermission time. Go get your popcorn, milk duds and hot tamales. See ya back in 2 and 2. Stay tuned, more love to come. 304938[/snapback] LOL Chuck Woolery is awesome. You know he probably hooks up with the chicks that don't choose their dates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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