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It DOESNT make my wife a lesbian, I cant blame her for liking the taste of pussy, Hell I do.

So I guess I aimed this at holyman, stating that a lot of things have changed since when you were raised. It is socially acceptable for 2 women to get it on, most men think its sexy.

Anywho,

Thanks for the space to type my thoughts

Peace out :dance:

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Gay -

 

Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry.

Bright or lively, especially in color: a gay, sunny room.

 

Faggot -

 

A bundle of twigs, sticks, or branches bound together.

A bundle of pieces of iron or steel to be welded or hammered into bars.

 

 

When the hell were you born? 1901?

You are worse than my grandma

 

The term you might be looking for but are unaware of is

 

Bisexual -

 

Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of either sex.

 

Either way it turns me on to think of Brook eating some pussy, I'll join her if she'll let me!!! :dance:

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Gay -

 

Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry.

Bright or lively, especially in color: a gay, sunny room.

 

Faggot -

 

A bundle of twigs, sticks, or branches bound together.

A bundle of pieces of iron or steel to be welded or hammered into bars.

When the hell were you born? 1901?

You are worse than my grandma

 

The term you might be looking for but are unaware of is

 

Bisexual -

 

Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of either sex.

 

Either way it turns me on to think of Brook eating some pussy, I'll join her if she'll let me!!! :dance:

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Seriously Holyman i have never met a guy that doesnt have fantasies about 2 girls together... why dont you grow up and butt out of brookes business...shes not your wife so why does her personal life matter so much to you..is it maybe your jealous of the fact that her sex life is more shall i say "kinky" than yours :confused: i kept my mouth shut for 12 damn pages in this thread....get over it holyman....not everybody is as perfect as you think you are :yank:

 

 

 

You only live once...fuck it...have fun while your here....at least we'll know that we werent scared of what everybody else thought about us :cheers:

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Holyman, I used to respect you. Now i think you are an opinionated ass who thinks that the people that dont share your views are wrong.

Well, let me tell you something, I have found that through my experiences that a large group of the strongly religious types are the biggest hippocrytes of them all. They go to church and tell eachother that they must treat everyone good, bla bla bla. And they actually are the most prejidous and segregating ones.

 

and you dont even understand your own definition dumbass-

 

DYKE- a woman who sexual orientation is towards women..

 

Well her sexual orientation is toward a MAN, namely ME. But another women may be involved at one time (if Im lucky). Bisexual fits well here. And if I was a woman Id be a dyke.

 

Well, for you to call my wife a dyke is calling my family a bad name. Do that again and,,, well there isnt much I can do except HATE you. Because unless you live next door to me I am not going to kick your ass over an internet converstaion.

 

Do not insult my family again.. Got it asshole. I know I introduced the topic of my wife, but if you dont agree, that doesnt give you the right to insult someone for not following your beliefs.

 

Now, by the definitions: my wife is nbot a dyke, if fact I do believe the bisexual definition is more appropriate. and I can agree with it. Even though she takes the dick on a daily basis, with the occasional fish sandwich (which I have yet to experience.

Have fun in heaven all by your lonesome, because if Im in Hell, then at least I will have good company.

Fucker

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Always remember... You are a truly unique and wonderful person...............................Just like everyone else !!!

 

Thats one of my most favorite quotes. Worked great in High School when the Goths would say they dont wanna be like everyone thinks they should so they dress different...Just like every other "non-conformer". Boy would that piss them off.

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Holyman, I used to respect you. Now i think you are an opinionated ass who thinks that the people that dont share your views are wrong.

Of course. That's the way it is. Obviously the guy who has a different opinion is wrong. I have a different opinion from you and I'm wrong. You and your lesbian wife have a different opinion from me so you're wrong.

I don't believe I'm going to heaven and I don't believe in Hell. But... if your going to Hell I'm sure you'll be saying thank God it's Friday!!! Borrowed this one from Cabin Boy :evil:

One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?"The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."

"Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!" The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great.""You a smoker?" the demon asked. "You better believe it!" "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out! . If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?""Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!" The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble." "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do." "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . ." "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!" "Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"The demon said, "You gay?" "No." "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"

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Holyman, you obviously have no respect for anyone that has a different opinion than yourself, that makes you a moron and a simpleton.

Most people will say "I agree to disagree", but you, no you have to push a matter to actually piss people off and make them hate you. You have no consideration for others, and that alone, is why you live your lonely little life with your secret homosexual desires with your homaphrodidic wife, with the fat ass. Id hate to see what your kids look like, you probably have to hang a porkchop on their necks so the dog would play with them. Now I could go further and say some more bad shit about your family, but the fact remains that I dont even know your family, and I feel sorry for anyone that has to put up with you. I for one will ignore and laugh at any further post you create anywhere my eyes find one.

I bet your one of those dumb fuckers that only has sex to procreate, and your wifes pussy is so dried out and crumbly that flies and maggots fester in the puss hole you call home.

 

BTW: you are lucky you are probably too far away for me to find you and hunt you down, besides the fact that you would probably run away like a little faggot anyway.

 

Also,, GOD IS DEAD biatch

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Of course. That's the way it is. Obviously the guy who has a different opinion is wrong. I have a different opinion from you and I'm wrong. You and your lesbian wife have a different opinion from me so you're wrong.

I don't believe I'm going to heaven and I don't believe in Hell. But... if your going to Hell I'm sure you'll be saying thank God it's Friday!!! Borrowed this one from Cabin Boy :evil:

One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?"The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."

"Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!" The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great.""You a smoker?" the demon asked. "You better believe it!" "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out! . If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?""Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!" The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble." "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do." "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . ." "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!" "Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"The demon said, "You gay?" "No." "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"

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holyfag,

you must be a homo cuz all you can talk about is fag things get the dick outta your ear and then your realize WHO GIVES A FUCK what they do behind there doors if they tell ya then YOU probably said one or your gay remarks and started the conversation. just end this gay thred already who cares

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You accuse me of being gay but look at who's getting all sensitive.

You're getting all upset because I won't roll over and change my views just because you don't like them. You threaten me because I won't change and you defend your position with profanities. Your wife is gay but when you say it about me it's a bad thing? And that just proves my point. Alot of people will say they are open minded and they don't care if someone is gay or bisexual or whatever but in the same breath they will call someone who doesn't agree with the gay lifestyle a "faggit" or call them gay or say "blow me" or some other similar cut down which is based on gay sex.

The fact is, you guys, girls, and guys with guys, and girls with girls, and guys with girls and guys, or however you want to make it, can have all of the butt pumping, carpet munching, prison sex, you want, as often as you want, where ever you want. But there's 2 things you can count on me for...

1- I will call 'em as I see 'em.

2- I will still help you out with your Banshee if I can.

All I ask of you is that you buy your wife some floss and some scope 'cuz the last time she came to work she had curly's stuck in her teeth and her breath smelled like a dead carp.

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