Brooke Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 I'm going to eat a pound of asparagus and drink a gallon of coffee, and then I'm going to go piss down the drivers side window of my neighbors car, and then MAYBE, just maybe, they'll get the hint about their dog shitting in my yard. 306110[/snapback] hahahahahahahahhahaha damn stan, i know i wouldnt dare fuck with you. you look like you could rip a head off and piss down a neck on a GOOD day. walt, i worship you. but you already knew that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Nope, you just collect it all in a garbaged bag for a long period of time. Then you dump it all by their front door before they get home for work. 306115[/snapback] Can I piss in the bag too? Asparagus/coffee piss HAS to be nasty. I ought to make some "molotov cocktails" (turds, piss, all in a zip lock bag) and throw them fuckers over hand at their dumb kids while I'm at it. god I hate my neighbors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frocashmoney24 Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 jesus stan you crack my shit up! nothign like some good ol piss bag ballons, i perfer condoms thou, just ast tough when throwing, but blow up when they hit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyman Posted January 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Why am I involved? Why the hell are you involved? Maybe because this is an open forum and I too have a booger that i feel needs to be dug out. Last I knew this was an open forum and we were in America... Free speach! So to answer your question. Beacause I can! And that's all I'm doing. Why am I the bad guy for saying what I think? As for being a lesbian... That is none of your business, but to tell you the truth...... Yes... Yes I'm a lesbian. (and proud of it) I have been addicted to gorgeous women ever since I can remember. At least you're not in the closet about it. I am confused though.... You need to have a penis to work and provide for a family and a vigina to cook, clean and do household chores? I never knew that... Is it some sort of written rule somewhere? I never said that. I can only imagine what your wife is like... And you will have to keep imagining. because you present yourself as one hell of an asshole here. Does that turn you on? I remember you saying once that you were out of work... Do you help your wife around the house or do you just sit on your ass expecting her to do all the work since she has the vigina and all? I am currently gainfully employed and she does have a vAgina and all. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that my comments above are corrent. Your mom, ex-girlfriend, wife must have left you for another woman in the past, Maybe they grew tired of you arrogant, condescending shitty attitude, or you just couldnt satify them in other ways. And while on that subject,,,, You seem to be infatuated w/ these "medical operations". Do you have some sort of tranny fetish? Do you get off on the fact of women dresing up as men? Or mes dressing up as women? That is perfectly normal you know (for some people... just not me) Not even close, guess again. INTELLICTUAL Is this some sort of play on words or was this one of your lesbian Freudian slips? Your attempt to direct the comment back at her is pretty lame if you ask me. I never asked you. And yes Brooke... your right..... this is starting to get quite boring. I feel like Im talking to my 2 year old. One of your personal favorites? Bedtime stories I just want to give XTSHEE an acknowledgement on his hilarious graphic presentations. I don't happen to agree with them but they are just as funny as the joke I started with. CEJ... what were you thinking??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheetimes2 Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Just to let you all know I got my wife from the 8th floor. She's perfect..... And if you don't believe in the perfect mate, then you need to get out and stop attending the family reunions because you aren't going to find the perfect mate there. She rides(sleds/banshees), she's great looking, she's smart, has a great job(almost makes as much as me and I told her we'd party the day she passes me), loves everything I love and has a great family. I do most of the cooking, she does most of the cleaning. Just thought i'd add that. So often people are arguing about things that were just misunderstood... As for the person that has the dog shit problem, i'm not sure if you are allowed to discharge firearms in your area but see about getting some bird shot loaded up with rock salt. The dog won't come back and i'll personally guarantee that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyman Posted January 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 My wife and I have discussed this many times... that there are no perfect people but there is a perfect person for everyone out there. The problemis most people don't know themselves well enough know what kind of person will be a compliment to them. So they bounce around from person to person and often end up with nothing or settling for what's near at hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheetimes2 Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 And for guy with size 13 shoe. I just want you to know that I have a friend that is a size 13 and he is the most uncoordinated mother fucker you'd ever meet in the world. So next time you want to intimidate someone remember shoe size doesn't mean much. It usually only means your feet are too big for your body and you'll trip when you try to kick his ass.... Just my $.02...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Holyman Posted January 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Jackie Kennedy wore size 10 shoes and she could take care of the house. What a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheetimes2 Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Jackie Kennedy wore size 10 shoes and she could take care of the house. What a woman 306266[/snapback] The "House of Representatives"????? Yeah i've read books before on the theories behind that. Of course shoe size doesn't matter when you are on your knees...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikikazz Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 And for guy with size 13 shoe. I just want you to know that I have a friend that is a size 13 and he is the most uncoordinated mother fucker you'd ever meet in the world. So next time you want to intimidate someone remember shoe size doesn't mean much. It usually only means your feet are too big for your body and you'll trip when you try to kick his ass.... Just my $.02...... 306241[/snapback] mother fucker its 15 not 13 i am 6'5" and weight 250 pounds i think my feet fit my body quite well dont think i wont break your legs... for the matter of fact it wouldnt be the first OR the last time i did it to a dumb fuck who deserved it..., think im playing come to my house. i will make brooke look at you and say "DAMN you got FUCKED UP" then have her spit on your grave then do the hoe down on it too. brooke dont even pay attention to these dumb fucks that dont like you they are all just a bunch of homo's themselves and dont know how to LETS SHIT GO!!!!!!! brooke wont listen to you all and you wont listen to her haven't you seen the picture of the retard that say "FIGHTING ON THE INTERNET IS LIKE WINNING THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS... YOUR STILL RETARDED just my 10 cents cuz my 2 cents just got shoved up bansheetimes2's ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Holyman Posted January 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 mother fucker its 15 not 13 i am 6'5" and weight 250 pounds i think my feet fit my body quite well dont think i wont break your legs... for the matter of fact it wouldnt be the first OR the last time i did it to a dumb fuck who deserved it..., think im playing come to my house. i will make brooke look at you and say "DAMN you got FUCKED UP" then have her spit on your grave then do the hoe down on it too. brooke dont even pay attention to these dumb fucks that dont like you they are all just a bunch of homo's themselves and dont know how to LETS SHIT GO!!!!!!! brooke wont listen to you all and you wont listen to her haven't you seen the picture of the retard that say "FIGHTING ON THE INTERNET IS LIKE WINNING THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS... YOUR STILL RETARDED just my 10 cents cuz my 2 cents just got shoved up bansheetimes2's ass 306440[/snapback] I guess you win. You are officially the head retard here. Size 15's and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikikazz Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 I guess you win. You are officially the head retard here. Size 15's and all. 306511[/snapback] what can i say i am the best.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheetimes2 Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 what can i say i am the best.. 306516[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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