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stu

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im at college in Wales and brought my cbr up here. she lives outside under a cover in the carpark. i get a phone call when im at home in the flat from my mate whos outside and just busted some prick kicking over my bike and then stamping on the front brake disc :evil: why the f**k do these people even live??? they obviously have no point to their boring little lives if they got to kick the shit out of my bike. now i got a broken fairing, snapped mirror, indicators etc. and i havent checked the front rotor to see if he bent it when jumping on it. luckily quite a few of my mates saw them do it so i know who it is....gonna go see what hes got to say about it in a bit just had to rant my anger....

there are too many retards in the world cant they just all get together and beat each other shitless and leave the rest of us to ride??? :shrugani:

 

stu

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This would be the perfect opportunity to call in the BHQ/ eBay hit squad. This is a sleeper cell of BHQ members from around the world that will put out a hit on anyone. We would all need special cell phones or something but you could call that number, name the deadbeat on an auction or the fool who trampled your bike and an anonimous BHQ member would "take care" of the problem.

You guys in the UK could always blame it on campus violence or rage after a football game :evil:

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Sorry to hear about your bike, man. Some people(I use that term loosely) are an ignorant, stupid waste of space and have no real meaning or goals in their life.

There was some kids in my neighborhood a few weeks ago who beat up a park bench with some tree limbs. They destroyed the thing, and it was only 2 days old.WHY?

MY dad works at a golf course, and they always have problems with people like that. One time, all 18 flag poles were broke in half and thrown in the lake...WHY? Another time, someone went and broke every one of their brand new tee markers, which show the hole#, yardage, and par, which were beautiful granite and marble, and were only a week old. WHY? Some people are just plain dumbasses. :shrugani:

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I wouldn't go stomping his ass, just yet anyway. First take him to court and make him pay. Then find out where he lives and trash his shit, dont get caught. Then if you feel you still have to stomp him, wear a ski mask and sneak up on him so he can't prove its you. Remember, assault is a felony offense, its not worth ruining your life over a bike, so DONT GET CAUGHT. I totally understand your anger though, so I would stealthly KICK HIS ASS.

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up here people try to miss court cos its to much hassle. he people that caused the problem end up getting the shit beeten out of them eventually whether its you or some1 else.

what usually works is, go round to his house with some of your friends and try to make him pay up. if he doesnt pay up just lay about him. works all the time, win win situation.

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i hate stuff like that. :angry: poly has the right idea, let the law do its thing, then fuck him up. heres a list of mean yet simple thing to do.

 

drain the oil from his motor

loosen a few lugs nuts

sugar in the gas tank

marbles in the gas tank (no one seem to figure out what that rattle is)

 

:D

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dude those people are fuckin jackasses. I had a couple guys do that to my truck a couple years ago. they took pumkins and held them out the window of their vehicles while driving and rolled them into my truck at like 40 mph. i wasnt there and got back and there was like 6 bowling ball sized craters in the back and front of my truck and there was pumpkin splattered everywhere.. took me about 5 seconds to go to my neighbors house who is a cop and ask him for the video out of his car. He always told me he left his video recorder on in his car when he had it parked in the street and i never knew y but damn did it help. We looked and we saw a bunch of guy rollin pumkins into my truck and they found them the next day and arrested them for vandalism. I wish i coulda seen the looks on their faces when they got caught. he said they denied it and then he showed them the video tape. That cracked me up.

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I'm all for beating the hell out of him but it could get you into more trouble, so I'd get the money out of him and then as therail said

drain the oil from his motor

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in his car but make sure you use an oil pan so he drives it and destroys it himself also put the plug back in so that all the heat stays in the engine. Repeat process every few years because payback is a bitch.

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