racer Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 "Boy I can't believe I thought he was cute. He got all weird this year didn't he? I dunno...like he was cool before but now everytime I acknowledge his presence he acts like he's about to piss himself. I have to ignore him now for fear of staining my shoes yellow." 309100[/snapback] good one. you could always try the ole chloroform trick. something like, "Hey does this rag smell funny?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyRo_ZaCh Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 good one. you could always try the ole chloroform trick. something like, "Hey does this rag smell funny?" 311323[/snapback] dident i bring that up in this thread already? any way, that one never fails . .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 dident i bring that up in this thread already? any way, that one never fails . .. 311325[/snapback] i wasnt sure, props to you though. any one bring up rufies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshdog Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 hahahahahaha, that is funny, but i wouldn't do that to her, i like her and all i am trying to do is get her to notice me and start saying hi and talking to me, all i want is to be her friend and yea i want to date her so bad, but you can't always get the ones you want, the only reason she doesn't like me, i dunno know if she does or not, but is because i called her 3 times in one night and i messed it up with us being friends, and she has never giviin me a second chance, i dunno what she is doing, but i think she is toying with me, cause i say hi to her, and she just makes eye contact with me, stares at me for 3 seconds and then looks away. whats the big deal here, i would like to know what she is doing and if she likes me or not, but i am affraid to talk to her, i dunno what the outcome of talking to her will be. 309120[/snapback] Assuming that her friend is good-looking........ Start banging the friend, but keep the relationship casual. the girl you want will get jealous, and come after you. or who knows, maybe you could get both of them in the sack.....preferibly at the same time. $0.02 On another note, i have said before and now must say again.......Cannot believe this topic is still going on. wtf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 On another note, i have said before and now must say again.......Cannot believe this topic is still going on. wtf. 313175[/snapback] No kidding she should pregnant by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledofthezep Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 No kidding she should pregnant by now. 313265[/snapback] LOL! I still say...put anthrax in your butt & fart in her mouth...'make her cheeks poof out!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 (edited) Seriously, Just ask if she wants to hang out one weekend or something and get to know her better. Or hit her with a brick and have your way...both work equally as well I think. I have an advantage going to a private school, all the girls want to see my tattoo, so I simply tell them, show me yours and I'll show you mine. Works quite well. Edited January 29, 2005 by iceman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bio-Hazard shee Posted January 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Well, just to let you all know, i have a dance to go to at school. I will ask her to dance tomorrow night at the dance our school is having. I won't back out,i will ask if she will give me the honors of a dance to a slow song when one comes on and i will ask her there if she would like to go to a movie or something with me maybe, but i will try to get to know her first, and see if she likes me. i just hope i don't screw this up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04ShEeLE Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 just wear tight underwear while you dance with her. It might freak her out if she feels your hard little member rubbing on her. If it were me i would just duct tape it to my knee, cause regular underwear is too small. But we need to make sure that your balls stay DOWN if they have finally dropped. Let us know how it goes. Before you go talk to one of the guys on here and get some of those roofies for her drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Remember the brick too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 It might freak her out if she feels your hard little member rubbing on her.313972[/snapback] man, thats a pain in the dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SICK BOY Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 And if you feel her member rubbing on you RUN !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 And if you feel her member rubbing on you RUN !!! 314399[/snapback] Run for your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nosbanshee4u Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Just figure out where she lives, then try to bend her mom if she is uncoopertive. but thats probably plan b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockgc9 Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Just figure out where she lives, then try to bend her mom if she is uncoopertive. but thats probably plan b. 314609[/snapback] He dont have the balls to talk to the daughter so do you actually think he would grow some balls for the mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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