banshee76179 Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 It was the first day of school for the kindergarten class; as the teacher walked into the classroom, she notices something written on the blackboard: "T T T 1 A" She looks at the children and asks: "Who wrote this?" Little Keith raises his hand and says, "I did, teacher." "Well, what does it mean, Keith?" asks the teacher. Keith answers, "It means, 'To The Teacher 1 Apple'," and with that, he gives the teacher an apple. "How nice," says the teacher, "Thank you." The next morning, the teacher walks in the classroom, and notices, once again, something written on the blackboard. This time, the message reads: "T T T 1 O" "Who wrote this?" asks the teacher. Little Bobby answers, "I did, teacher." The teacher says, "Well, Bobby, what does it mean?" Bobby says, "It means, "To The Teacher 1 Orange", and he with that,he gives the teacher an orange. "How thoughtful, Bobby, thank you", says the teacher. The next morning, she walks in the classroom, and she notices that the message on the blackboard reads: "F U C K 1 T" Furious, the teacher exclaims: "WHO WROTE THIS??" Little Pepito raises his hand and says, "I did, teacher." Angrily, the teacher asks, "Well, what does it mean, Pepito?" "It means: "From Us Chicano Kids, 1 Tamale"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sredish Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 muy bien... i'd like to see little johnny try that shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshee76179 Posted October 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 another!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SEVEN DEGREES OF BLONDES FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." ` Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooker Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 I don't get it?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Hahaha, that's pretty good., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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