sredish Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Due to increasing products liability litigation, American Beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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banshdog Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead to the loss of basic bodily functions. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think that you are smarter than the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshee76179 Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 WARNING: The consupmtion of alcohol may lead to personal items not to work properly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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locogato11283 Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 WARNING: The consupmtion of alcohol may lead to personal items not to work properly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 That's pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cotton eyed Joe Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 WARNING: The consupmtion of alcohol may lead to personal items not to work properly LMFAO drunk dick sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frocashmoney24 Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 hahaha thats funny right there. O so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nasty01banshee Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe the road you are on is in fact very twisty. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol can and sometimes does increase the laws of gravity. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol for some reason causes you to chain smoke ungodly. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol seems to have an adverse effect on the ability to spend $$$ wisely. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the only thing that makes kareoke seem like a competitive event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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