PolyKarbon Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 (edited) Check it...Click on 'Begin download of' link. Sooooo funny. Edited October 7, 2004 by Bigairee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
United Pot Smoker Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Subject: doctors vs guns a. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000. b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000. c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health &Human Services) Now think about this: a. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000. b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500. c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188. Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand! As a public health measure I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
United Pot Smoker Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 porn sites A? thats allowed.... is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 umm, i think someone changed the link. cause im gettin barney.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
United Pot Smoker Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 http://www.beecy.net/frank/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stclark04 Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 umm, i think someone changed the link. cause im gettin barney.com i got a porn site the first time, not a very good one at that, and i got a barney site the second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolyKarbon Posted October 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Hmmm, n/m then. Oh yeah, UPS, if you followed the link, theres no porn on that page, just the video downlaod. Apparently you cant put stileproject as a link I guess. No matter. Oh yeah, did I mention you're a friggin retard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
United Pot Smoker Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 I'm sure you can imagine As plain as can be The place is Piccalilli The players He and She. She whispered "Will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore". Then finally contended Lay back and relax a bit Quickly and readily he bent over her And then he started it. It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been quite a size. "Calm yourself" he whispered His face was filled with a grin "Try and open a bit wider So I can get it in". "It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I am having this". And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while". Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
United Pot Smoker Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Hmmm, n/m then. Oh yeah, UPS, if you followed the link, theres no porn on that page, just the video downlaod. Apparently you cant put stileproject as a link I guess. No matter. Oh yeah, did I mention you're a friggin retard? pussy lips. big man talkin sh*t. look out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
United Pot Smoker Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Two turtles go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener. The first turtle turns to the second and says, "You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer." "No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food." "I promise I won't," says the turtle. "Just hurry!" Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second turtle. Exasperated and starving, the first turtle digs into the sandwiches. Suddenly, the second turtle pops out from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it! I'm not f-cking going!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
United Pot Smoker Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. ''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolyKarbon Posted October 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Oh, and the porn on that site sucks, but the vids are good (street bike tricks, crashes, etc....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
United Pot Smoker Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. ''Can of PAINT!'' exclaimed the minister. ''Yeah,'' said the newlywed man. ''She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.'' The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. ''That's okay,'' said the man. ''We're not welcome in Home Depot either.'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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