Meat Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 (edited) Got a question for yas. I hired on this manager to run my small paperclip empire about 4 years ago. Before he started, the business was prospering, we had business freinds all over the world, we were competive with foreign business and we finally showed a profit after many many years of being in the red. 4 years ago I hired "Geo X" to run the company. Geo's leadership background is solid, because he comes from a very rich family and he was a "c" student at a big preppy rich guy univeristy(yale). But we've got a small problem with Geo X, our company is now 78 trillion in the hole, we had to fire half of our workers and just to compete with foreign competition we're going to move our plant to Ja'bip were the labor is cheaper. Our biggest competitor is Osama Von Walmert, we devised a plan to put OVW out of business. We suspect, altho we have no proof, that maybe Oraq is selling paperclips to OVW so instead of going directly after OSV we focused on Oraq and now we have 1000 of our employees dead, 8000 wounded(just missing various body parts) and millions of Oraq employees are living in peril on a daily basis. My bank contacted me last week and said "with our record setting debt levels, they won't be lending us anymore money"... well Geo dealt with the bank by doing the only thing he could do. Ignore em. On another note, the coalition of businees partners we had around the world have decided that we took the wrong steps and they won't help us get out of Oraq, or support our paperclip business. Question. Geo's contract is up this November...... should I re-hire Geo X ?? If Id fire him, I don't want my employees to think im being unfaithfull to the company. Edited September 26, 2004 by Meat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superchicken Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 huh tuff one,i say give him the grand tour of Oraq,and hope nothing happens to him.cause we all know that Oraq is a bad place to be in now,and the business world is a dog eat dog enviroment. other words the fucker oughta be run outa office,cause were in it over there deeper than dog shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 seems as though there may be some type of political overtone to this post, but im not sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwill Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Answer is drop that loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Giggles Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Nice story Meat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indubitably Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 <====== A face that doesn't care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rebelbanshee2 Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 your story fails to mention the paperclip factory got bomb 3 times rght after geo x took controll, also that geo x inherited a recession in the company from the previous manager willy c, who was coasting on ealier manager geo and reago r, and after 8 years of socialistic policies created a dandy of a recesion that is now blamed on geo x. Im very happy that geo x has managed to get things going so well after willy c and the bombings of the factory and is preventing the factory from getting bombed again...losing thousands of inocent workers wasnt good. Oraq is now free of a evil dictator and thousands of evil paper clip sabatogers have been killed and captured. Also while many paperclip jobs have gone overseas the paper clip factory managed to insource more high end paper clip making than it sent overseas...pretty cool. I dont give a flying F what other business parters say because WER"E THE BEST MOST POWERFUL FRICKIN PAPER CLIP COMPANY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD and are strong enough to go on our own without a bunch of pussy countries slowing us down. Id rather vote for geo x than to sit around with my thumb up my rear whining about how we are destrory evil threatening dictatorships and complaing about a improving economy that is recovering rapidly from a recession!!! GEO X IS MY HOMEBOY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meat Posted September 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 your story fails to mention the paperclip factory got bomb 3 times rght after geo x took controll, also that geo x inherited a recession in the company from the previous manager willy c, who was coasting on ealier manager geo and reago r, and after 8 years of socialistic policies created a dandy of a recesion that is now blamed on geo x. Im very happy that geo x has managed to get things going so well after willy c and the bombings of the factory and is preventing the factory from getting bombed again...losing thousands of inocent workers wasnt good. Oraq is now free of a evil dictator and thousands of evil paper clip sabatogers have been killed and captured. Also while many paperclip jobs have gone overseas the paper clip factory managed to insource more high end paper clip making than it sent overseas...pretty cool. I dont give a flying F what other business parters say because WER"E THE BEST MOST POWERFUL FRICKIN PAPER CLIP COMPANY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD and are strong enough to go on our own without a bunch of pussy countries slowing us down. Id rather vote for geo x than to sit around with my thumb up my rear whining about how we are destrory evil threatening dictatorships and complaing about a improving economy that is recovering rapidly from a recession!!! GEO X IS MY HOMEBOY!!! I must admit, thats a pretty good reply !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 (edited) GEO X IS MY HOMEBOY!!! I must admit, thats a pretty good reply !! yeah, he kinda owned you with that one meat. the creativity in this place is appauling. so what is gonna happen if willy c's wifey gets to be CEO of the clip empire? will she be polishing poles in the oval office? or is someone taking her out for dinner Edited September 27, 2004 by therail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 if 4 years ago you would have done it yourself, you would be divorced, hittin a hottie half your age, workin your ass off, while your banshee collects dust, but when someone thought of paperclips they'd be thinking of your bad ass, it all started when you handed your shit to some puke who really didnt have the nuts to take your ass to the top.....so long story short, you get what you pay for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 GEO X IS MY HOMEBOY!!! I must admit, thats a pretty good reply !! yeah, he kinda owned you with that one meat. the creativity in this place is appauling. so what is gonna happen if willy c's wifey gets to be CEO of the clip empire? will she be polishing poles in the oval office? or is someone taking her out for dinner If Willey C's Wifey becomes the CEO of the paper clip company you better get your jack boots polished and your arm bands out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Meat Posted September 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Ok heres a questions. If you could nominate anyone to be our next.... "CEO" who would you nominate. bush and kerry both died so you can't pick them. What about Guiliani ? I think he'd be a good candidate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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