Cotton eyed Joe Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 here's some easy ones that are fairly harmless, but annoying none the less and don't require access to the insides of the car..1. if the car has hubcaps, pop them off and toss a few pebbles behind them.. 2. tie a couple of coffee cans to the rear axle with about a foot of string and place them on top of the axle so they fall off when he drives away.. 3. a little trickier, but jack up the rear axle and place bricks or a log under the pumpkin so the rear wheels slightly touch the ground... it's funny as hell to watch someone fumble around with the gears trying to figure out why the car won't move.. 4. the potato in the tailpipe is a sure-fire winner.. 5. my all-time favorite is a handful of never-seize under the door handles.... LMFAO A spot of that Never Seize shit will go a mile..... I can't imagine using "alot" of it under someones door handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rebel Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 Yeah, you can a paint a whole car with one drop of that stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledofthezep Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 Here's what I'd do...just from personal experience I know it works like charm. I'd suggest you find a way to get his response on video too... 1. Go to some mexican joint & eat a bunch of stuff that'll make you shit, and shit hard...I'm not talking drop a pellet--ahh type of turd...I'm talking MobyDick confetti diarrhea! 2. Catch him going into some place, house, friend's house, school, whatever... Hop up on his hood & power-shit all over the front window of his vehicle. If you have the squirts try going from one side back to the other. 3. Watch him flip out when he finds his car window shit covered....what's he to do? He's either got to wipe it off by hand, or turn his wipers on & smear it like a mother all over the place! By far, that's the best prank I've ever pulled....has never failed me yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rebel Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Led, that just plain stinks dude........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superchicken Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 he'll have to buy poopX for his windsheild Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjfizzle51 Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 you could always just kick his ass and jack his car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireHead Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Here's what I'd do...just from personal experience I know it works like charm. I'd suggest you find a way to get his response on video too... 1. Go to some mexican joint & eat a bunch of stuff that'll make you shit, and shit hard...I'm not talking drop a pellet--ahh type of turd...I'm talking MobyDick confetti diarrhea! 2. Catch him going into some place, house, friend's house, school, whatever... Hop up on his hood & power-shit all over the front window of his vehicle. If you have the squirts try going from one side back to the other. 3. Watch him flip out when he finds his car window shit covered....what's he to do? He's either got to wipe it off by hand, or turn his wipers on & smear it like a mother all over the place! By far, that's the best prank I've ever pulled....has never failed me yet. I am a fan of this method and have done it quite a few times. If he doesn't get the message the first time, just keep doing it as it only gets funnier. The other variation of this that is a bit more involved is to drag a honey bucket from somewhere, use a cordless sawzall to take the top off. Then tie the out outhouse to a rope behind you car. Drive by his car and whip the towed outhouse into his car, thus making it dump all over on his car. This is best done if it is at school, home, or work so that people he knows gets to see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigboybanshee Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 he'll have to buy poopX for his windsheild LMAO, I can see Autozone advertising that now...."Ever piss anyone off and they shit all over your window? Not to worry anymore, fight back with poopx!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmtrax Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Thanks Brandon,we greatly appreciate,the technical advise on are newly rebuilt shee,Your site is top self for me and my brother agan thanks for the support. we will try your advise!GNCC299 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Thanks Brandon,we greatly appreciate,the technical advise on are newly rebuilt shee,Your site is top self for me and my brother agan thanks for the support. we will try your advise!GNCC299 huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledofthezep Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 (edited) Thanks Brandon,we greatly appreciate,the technical advise on are newly rebuilt shee,Your site is top self for me and my brother agan thanks for the support. Edited August 19, 2004 by ledofthezep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldasdirtrider Posted September 2, 2004 Report Share Posted September 2, 2004 I've always found this little trick to be entertaining. Freeze a can of shave cream, cut the bottom out of it and then place into the victims back pack, car or other contained area, when the shave cream thows out it goes everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledofthezep Posted September 2, 2004 Report Share Posted September 2, 2004 i coulda sworn led was your real name, you sure about that? May as well be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sredish Posted September 2, 2004 Report Share Posted September 2, 2004 (edited) i coulda sworn led was your real name, you sure about that? Edited September 2, 2004 by sredish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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