superchicken Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 falling down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zilladude Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 (edited) Here's one. "The price is wrong BITCH!" Happy Gilmore? Edited August 11, 2004 by zilladude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FORMULASPEED Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 Correct Zilladude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FORMULASPEED Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 (edited) How about this one, In a deep scary voice "Candy Kane" "Candy Kane" Edited August 11, 2004 by FORMULASPEED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limitied03 Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 here's one.. "No seriously everybody, now don't go getting soft on me this summer, ya know, sittin by the pool all day... chasing the muff around." might be too easy easy one...Dazed and Confused....thats what their coach was telling them....best movie of all time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limitied03 Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 How about this one, In a deep scary voice "Candy Kane" "Candy Kane" JoyRide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer714 Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 try this one: Your one ugly mutherfucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FORMULASPEED Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 (edited) correct limitied03. racer714 Predator Edited August 11, 2004 by FORMULASPEED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superchicken Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 "you'll shoot your eye out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FORMULASPEED Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 The ever annoying Christmas Story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superchicken Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 "what ive got here is a fine specimen of an Alabama black snake"as the charachter starts to unzip his zipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer714 Posted August 12, 2004 Report Share Posted August 12, 2004 full metal jacket! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledofthezep Posted August 12, 2004 Report Share Posted August 12, 2004 (edited) racer714 Posted on Aug 12 2004, 11:25 AM Edited August 12, 2004 by ledofthezep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecabinboy Posted August 12, 2004 Report Share Posted August 12, 2004 1."To hell with those fellas. Buzzards have to eat, same as worms." 2." Then one day I hear "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since." 3." First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV." 4."You want to know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes." 5."Ever since you got hit by that laser at that Blue Oyster Cult Show you've been acting like a pussy!" 6."We agreed I wouldn't f*ck you, and you wouldnt f*ck me until we got this f*ck outta the fuckin' picture. 7."Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff." 8." I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us." 9."Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, allright? I don't give a good f*ck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get. (He removes his razor) You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite." 10."The village, which had stood for maybe a thousand years, didn't know we were coming that day. If they had, they would've run. Barnes was the eye of our rage. And through him, our captain Ahab, we would set things right again. That day we loved him." OK GO 4 IT...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick302 Posted August 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2004 1."To hell with those fellas. Buzzards have to eat, same as worms."2." Then one day I hear "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since." 3." First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV." 4."You want to know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes." 5."Ever since you got hit by that laser at that Blue Oyster Cult Show you've been acting like a pussy!" 6."We agreed I wouldn't f*ck you, and you wouldnt f*ck me until we got this f*ck outta the fuckin' picture. 7."Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff." 8." I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us." 9."Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, allright? I don't give a good f*ck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get. (He removes his razor) You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite." 10."The village, which had stood for maybe a thousand years, didn't know we were coming that day. If they had, they would've run. Barnes was the eye of our rage. And through him, our captain Ahab, we would set things right again. That day we loved him." OK GO 4 IT...... umm...Deja Vu anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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