tats4life Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 i can't remeber any for shit........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecabinboy Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 1."To hell with those fellas. Buzzards have to eat, same as worms." 2." Then one day I hear "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since." 3." First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV." 4."You want to know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes." 5."Ever since you got hit by that laser at that Blue Oyster Cult Show you've been acting like a pussy!" 6."We agreed I wouldn't f*ck you, and you wouldnt f*ck me until we got this f*ck outta the fuckin' picture!" ...More to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txblueshee Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 "He's from california....... California!?!?... so he's a yankee No... if youre from california your not yankee.... youre not really anything you said it." "were gonna eat a dolphin!!!!!!" Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MX Black Beauty Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 2." take off my shoes for this prick ???, no way" ..... That's Donnie Brasco. I thought number 4 was also Dazed and confused but maybe not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellbyzfan33 Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 6."We agreed I wouldn't f*ck you, and you wouldnt f*ck me until we got this f*ck outta the fuckin' picture!" "somthing about marry" I ain't going to the wall chase. i'm heading straight to fresno, finding a bar, sit down drink some fat ass jack and cokes, and be hitting on some filthy white trash hookers!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txblueshee Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 6."We agreed I wouldn't f*ck you, and you wouldnt f*ck me until we got this f*ck outta the fuckin' picture!" "somthing about marry" I ain't going to the wall chase. i'm heading straight to fresno, finding a bar, sit down drink some fat ass jack and cokes, and be hitting on some filthy white trash hookers!!!!!! I don't know what movie that is..... somebody tell me b/c it's sounds bad ass. Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshdog Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 1. "I reckon I'll take some french fried taters.....mmmm..hmmmm" 2. "Fifteen bucks, little man. Put that shit in my hand...." 3. "Come here Mr. Penguin, I'm not gonna hurt you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decon Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 (edited) 2. "Fifteen bucks, little man.Put that shit in my hand...." thats from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back here's a couple.... 1."God damnit man, i swear you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, im out of here." 2."You got the wrong guy im the dude man." 3."Im prepared to scowl the earth for that mutha fucka." Edited August 2, 2004 by dEcon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick302 Posted August 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 1." this place makes cambodia look like kansas "..... 2." take off my shoes for this prick ???, no way" ..... 3." what you lookin' at, friend ????, oh hey man, i was'nt starin' at his neck or nothin" 4." always was a sucker for a red-head" ....... 5." man, you got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off"........ 1. Predator 2. Donnie Brasco 3. Cheech and Chong 4. Gone in 60 seconds 5. Friday Hehe 1st to get all 5, I can't believe no1 got #4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decon Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 cant believe i missed number 5, i love that movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick302 Posted August 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 1. "I reckon I'll take some french fried taters.....mmmm..hmmmm" 2. "Fifteen bucks, little man. Put that shit in my hand...." 3. "Come here Mr. Penguin, I'm not gonna hurt you." 1. ??? 2. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 3. Billy Madison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick302 Posted August 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 1."God damnit man, i swear you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, im out of here." BASEketball Well that eliminates a couple...Anyone know the rest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txblueshee Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 3."Im prepared to scowl the earth for that mutha fucka." Pulp Fiction Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledofthezep Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Hey guys,...wonder joints. Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Killer boots man!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick302 Posted August 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 The my c**t one may be the simpsons lol dont know any of the others....killer boots is ringin in my head but i forget the movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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