Holyman Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 My wife and I came up with 2 that would work as a pair... Bedbug man and Budbag man. Here's the way it would work... A bad guy would do a crime and because Budbag man is always on the fringes of the law, he would know about it. Then he and Bedbug man would stalk the criminal until the cops were nearby. As soon as the cops were close, Budbag man would open his mouth and huge puff of weed smoke would come out and get the criminal stoned and then he would sprinkle little piles of pot around where the criminal was sleeping it off. Then Bedbug man would shrink down to bedbug size and crawl under the door {like at a seedy motel or where ever criminals go to sleep it off} and bite the criminal repeatedly in the crotch. The stoner would wake up screaming and the cops would break down the door to see piles of weed all around the room and of course other stuff that would show him to be the criminal. They could activate their powers kinda like the wonder twins. You know one was always some kind of water and the other one was an animal or something and when they touched fists together they would say "Wonder Twin powers activate!!!" and then one would say... shape of a sparrow and the other would say size of an ice cube. And the sparrow would fly thru the wondow and scare the crook and run out the door where he'd slip on the ice cube and then crack his head on the railing just as the cops were driving by. Bedbug man and Budbag man would touch fists and stuff but they could only become a bedbug or a puff of smoke. But MAN that would ROCK to have superheros like that!!! What do you guys think? PS neither I nor my wife have ever taken illegal drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 how about a BHQ man that had the special ability to kick all non-yamaha two stroke ass at the drags and on the MX track. he could pee c-12 hahaha and sweat castor. but he is also an expert porter, installer, machinist, chromer, powdercoater, electrical genius. and hes got x-ray vision to tell you what the hell that noise is that only seems to happen around other people (you know the one im talking about). oh well just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Ranger Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 PS neither I nor my wife have ever taken illegal drugs. Are you sure about that? I'd say after that story that you must be on something. Too much two stroke perfume? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenr74 Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 Then Bedbug man would shrink down to bedbug size and crawl under the door {like at a seedy motel or where ever criminals go to sleep it off} and bite the criminal repeatedly in the crotch. Who the hell would want to go around biting other guys crotches all day?!?! I'd want to be Bitchslap Man. I'd have a super high speed wrist that could handle up to 100 SPS(slaps per second). I'd just going around slapping the shit out of all the dumbass people around me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyman Posted July 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 Then Bedbug man would shrink down to bedbug size and crawl under the door {like at a seedy motel or where ever criminals go to sleep it off} and bite the criminal repeatedly in the crotch. Who the hell would want to go around biting other guys crotches all day?!?! Oh yeah... uhhhh. OK Bedbug man is a Gay Man Ho that works the subways in New York. So he's already good at it and enjoys his work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sredish Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 OK Bedbug man is a Gay Man Ho that works the subways in New York. So he's already good at it and enjoys his work. Yeah, I was going to get involved on this one, but I think I'll bow out on that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 o, i thought i was supposed to input my own superhero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roosthrower Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 how about duffman? he could supply the country with free beer. he could deliver a keg to a shitty party and make it badass. he could get you a 12 pack for you and your buddies in the dunes when you are thirsty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshdog Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 how about duffman? he could supply the country with free beer. he could deliver a keg to a shitty party and make it badass. he could get you a 12 pack for you and your buddies in the dunes when you are thirsty. Nah how bout Jagerman! He could do the same but get you lit twice as quick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 you mean uncle yagermeister? licorice is gross. maybe next time i go dunin ill set sail with captain morgan. but i like the budlightinator myself, terminating sobriety! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nasty01banshee Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 how about duffman? he could supply the country with free beer. he could deliver a keg to a shitty party and make it badass. he could get you a 12 pack for you and your buddies in the dunes when you are thirsty. he'd make homer simpson proud... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nater006 Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 Mmmm.. could always expand on the "Bluntman & Chronic" superheroes (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, for those of you going "huh?") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Giggles Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 And what have you guys been smoking I want some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick302 Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Mmmm.. could always expand on the "Bluntman & Chronic" superheroes (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, for those of you going "huh?") Bluntman and Chronic I think the ultimate superhero is someone who would go around making shee's badass at an incredibly rapid pace. Someone who could mold plastic with their hands to make them unique, breathe chrome to give some bling, and piss alcohol into them carbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipdog Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 MY SUPERHERO would be named fuckface man. everytime someone talked shit he would go and f*ck them in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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