evil Posted July 18, 2004 Report Share Posted July 18, 2004 actually i enjoy hand to hand combat, fighting with strange items and so on..... that's what the jalapeno pepper from my neighbors garden is for, smush that in some fuckers eye and look out... didn,t see any need to include the shotguns and rifles 'cuz i'm too lazy to go to my locker at the range.... that's just goodies laying around in my bedroom..... dont waste a jalapeno fighting, eat it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted July 18, 2004 Report Share Posted July 18, 2004 actually i enjoy hand to hand combat, fighting with strange items and so on..... that's what the jalapeno pepper from my neighbors garden is for, smush that in some fuckers eye and look out... didn,t see any need to include the shotguns and rifles 'cuz i'm too lazy to go to my locker at the range.... that's just goodies laying around in my bedroom..... dont waste a jalapeno fighting, eat it HAHA can you imagine getting the capsasin in your eyes....holy shit.... That would be a 3 stooges manuver, but I bet the guy would be going ape shit about 3 seconds after you smashed it in his eyes. Mmmm...jalapeno....You could make nachos on some dudes face with that. Get a can of cheese and some of that sour cream in a caulking gun from Taco Bell... You'd be an Iron Chef or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyman Posted July 18, 2004 Report Share Posted July 18, 2004 looks like a jalepeno(spl)? That's his flame thrower Or he's gonna fart 'em to death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallrat Posted July 20, 2004 Report Share Posted July 20, 2004 HAHA can you imagine getting the capsasin in your eyes.... What do you think pepper spray is? Back when I used to read meters, a bunch of us went out for mexican food and beers. At some point, somebody offered me $5 to put dog spray on a taco and eat it. The pool went around and got up to $20 before I went for it. The first bite was pure and total agony, the rest of the taco made me wish I was dead. I spent the next 20 minutes letting my face drain into the gutter (pepper spray opens up the sluices on your nose, mouth, and eyes). No way in hell was that torture worth $20. Amazing since I've seen dogs lick that stuff off their faces like its ketchup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted July 20, 2004 Report Share Posted July 20, 2004 HAHA can you imagine getting the capsasin in your eyes.... What do you think pepper spray is? Back when I used to read meters, a bunch of us went out for mexican food and beers. At some point, somebody offered me $5 to put dog spray on a taco and eat it. The pool went around and got up to $20 before I went for it. The first bite was pure and total agony, the rest of the taco made me wish I was dead. I spent the next 20 minutes letting my face drain into the gutter (pepper spray opens up the sluices on your nose, mouth, and eyes). No way in hell was that torture worth $20. Amazing since I've seen dogs lick that stuff off their faces like its ketchup. Well yeah....thats why I said that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledofthezep Posted July 20, 2004 Report Share Posted July 20, 2004 Pepper spray is definately no fun. But if you think it's really bad; try some tear gas. Back when my dad was setting up, training & commanding SWAT teams I got to train with all of them, got all the chemical certifications just like the rest of them. That foam pepper spray sucks ass probably worse than anything. Tear gas blows too...but if you need to clean out the sinuses, there's nothing better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noob Banshee Posted July 26, 2004 Report Share Posted July 26, 2004 Well yeah, depends if what kind of pepper spray you use too.... the police one is real bad it will take down a bear!!! lol I work for a prison lol its great holding a 40oz of pepper spray in your hand lol, it makes the prisoners behave!!! I also what going to Kempo class for self defence.... i wanted to almost use it but , if i did id have to have good reason for using it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigairee Posted July 26, 2004 Report Share Posted July 26, 2004 I ate some Jalapenos last night and drank a 12 pack. When I woke up this morning it took about 5 tries to work the crap out. When it finally let loose I thought I was going to cry. My A@#hole was on fire. I know they are going to kill me the next morning but I sure love to eat them. I couldn't imagine one in the eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyRo_ZaCh Posted July 26, 2004 Report Share Posted July 26, 2004 (edited) once upon a time me and some friends put dog spary in a bag of potato chips and offered them to people, i tryed one, was deff nasty, most spit them out some just siad "a lil too hot" but got quite a few funny reactions. I dont think it was the strongest spray out ther since my friend got it from the "dollar" store Edited July 28, 2004 by PyRo_ZaCh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noob Banshee Posted July 28, 2004 Report Share Posted July 28, 2004 One time in band camp me and my friends took some dog spray....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crbanshee Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 (edited) tha taliban would be stupid enough to attack tha middle of kansas...so im not to worried...an if they did id be with ledofthezep on another water tower SO YOU HAVE DONE THE WATER TOWER THING WITH LED B4 HUH??? Edited August 10, 2004 by crbanshee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledofthezep Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 Step down... Uhm...no. you forgot to close your quote...AND STOP FUCKING YELLING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotulMonsta Posted August 15, 2004 Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 Well, the "taliban" are on the same payroll as Uncle sam...along with everybody else. So anything that happens happens because somebody wanted it to. It's all staged. I'm not loosing any sleep over it. If you die, you die..there are only 2 garentees in life. 1 your born 2 you're gonna die. It's what you do inbetween that counts. So why stress over what could have or what should have.. just live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyRo_ZaCh Posted August 15, 2004 Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 Well, the "taliban" are on the same payroll as Uncle sam...along with everybody else. So anything that happens happens because somebody wanted it to. It's all staged. I'm not loosing any sleep over it. If you die, you die..there are only 2 garentees in life. 1 your born 2 you're gonna die. It's what you do inbetween that counts. So why stress over what could have or what should have.. just live. and dont forget taxes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotulMonsta Posted August 15, 2004 Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 Not everybody pays their taxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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