tats4life Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 i'm like reas11, i have more shoes and shocks than pretty much ever bodies wives on here do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frocashmoney24 Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 QUOTE (tats4life @ Jul 14 2004, 03:46 PM) i'm like reas11, i have more shoes and shocks than pretty much ever bodies wives on here do. At last count I had 313 pairs of shoes. Yes 313 shoes, that's not including my Doc Marten collection. I have a bad habbit of pissing with the seat down, my wife can't stand it, I leave lights on all the damn time, real bad about slamming cabinet doors and drawers. I every time I take a shower I seem to use up all the hot water. JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST!!! 313 pairs of shoes?????? I DEMAND A PICTURE INCLUDING THE DOC MARTIN COLLECTION! Not to laugh, because I'm just as odd as anyone, but I've never actually seen that many shoes all at once. I managed a retail shoe store for almost 3 years (journeys). I've got shoes in boxes that I still haven't worn yet. I only have about 20 something pairs of doc's. I quit buying them about a year ago, when Guess bought the company. I have more shoe's than my wife and she calls me a SHOE WHORE. Every place I buy shoes from one of my friends manage it so I get a really good discount. stan, u plain out crack me the f*ck up! damn tats u have a ton of shoes, what size by the way..im lookin for a new pair , where do u keep that many pairs of shoes? i wanna see a pic of these suckers to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignasty1 Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 i only drink coke from a can i wont drink it from a cup or a straw. and i always "sweep the dirt out the kitchen" if ya know what i mean.and i never sleep on my left side, and thats about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boonman Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Stan, I have the exact same problem!!! I leave shit all over the place. But it makes the day go by, especially when you leave it 10 seconds before that, and it takes you 20 minutes to find it!! I never walk in a straight line, I don't know why i just don't. That is a sure sign of mad cow disease. pRobably one of the first symptoms. Not to scare you at all... I am really anal about my toolbox. It is God's chest.... Everything has it's place, and I get pissed when I notice a tool is out of place. I will have to snap a pic of my socket drawer(s). Friggin sick.. Wrench drawers, the same way. The only messy drawer, is the screwdriver drawer. WTF? you can't organize them things for shit. My garage is a mess. And it pisses me off every day I have to go into the shithole. People watching over m,y shoulder is the worst. I get pissed. Don't watch WTF I'm doin, worry about your own shit. I hate people that f*ck with you, and then bitch when you f*ck back. (so to speak I guess). Bitch, if you can't take the heat, get out the kitchen..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reas11 Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 i got this thing going on with socks and shoes.. my socks have to be new every day i put on a new pair of socks .. i dont know why but i do i buy thousands of socks a year someimes ill change new socks to newer socks when i put on a diffrent pair of shoes . . my shoes generally unless work shoes have to be clean the slightest bit of scuff mark irrates me to the point i might throw them out .. i don't know why i am like that but times like coalfest when my shoes got dirty and my socks got ruined almost makes me sick to my stomach .. no white mesh sneakers. haha u remember .. how long was i crying about those sneakers for .. that day i was steaming about that .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledofthezep Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 LMAO "YES!! YES!! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST...I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 lets see,,, the longest ive owned any vehicle before tearing out to completly customizing it was 1 day (my 250) i have to match, my shoes match everything, im not a sneaker pimp like tats but im around 140 pairs of shoes. i dont mind people staring at me like im a circus freak, but when they shake their heads in dismay, it makes me want to kill them. i cant walk around the house unless i have my cell phone, and if it rings, i dont answer it. i also count for no reason at all, im doing it now. constantly make motor reving sounds and try to mimic a turbo whine (i know you do it too boon) thats about all. well all im saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 lets see,,, the longest ive owned any vehicle before tearing out to completly customizing it was 1 day (my 250) i have to match, my shoes match everything, im not a sneaker pimp like tats but im around 140 pairs of shoes. i dont mind people staring at me like im a circus freak, but when they shake their heads in dismay, it makes me want to kill them. i cant walk around the house unless i have my cell phone, and if it rings, i dont answer it. i also count for no reason at all, im doing it now. constantly make motor reving sounds and try to mimic a turbo whine (i know you do it too boon) thats about all. well all im saying You can make a turbo noise by both humming and whistling at the same time. Think about how you would imitate a vaccuum, a space ship or nay like a horse. I'll do it next time we meet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 lets see,,, the longest ive owned any vehicle before tearing out to completly customizing it was 1 day (my 250) i have to match, my shoes match everything, im not a sneaker pimp like tats but im around 140 pairs of shoes. i dont mind people staring at me like im a circus freak, but when they shake their heads in dismay, it makes me want to kill them. i cant walk around the house unless i have my cell phone, and if it rings, i dont answer it. i also count for no reason at all, im doing it now. constantly make motor reving sounds and try to mimic a turbo whine (i know you do it too boon) thats about all. well all im saying You can make a turbo noise by both humming and whistling at the same time. Think about how you would imitate a vaccuum, a space ship or nay like a horse. I'll do it next time we meet. call me i have to hear it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tats4life Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 lets see,,, the longest ive owned any vehicle before tearing out to completly customizing it was 1 day (my 250) i have to match, my shoes match everything, im not a sneaker pimp like tats but im around 140 pairs of shoes. i dont mind people staring at me like im a circus freak, but when they shake their heads in dismay, it makes me want to kill them. i cant walk around the house unless i have my cell phone, and if it rings, i dont answer it. i also count for no reason at all, im doing it now. constantly make motor reving sounds and try to mimic a turbo whine (i know you do it too boon) thats about all. well all im saying we all make burrrrppp noises at the shop. i agree on the shaking head in dismay, my shoes match every. fro, all the shoes shit in our spare bedroom at our house. most of them are still in boxes, I have so many shoes because an old friend of mine works for DC so I have just about every DC shoe ever made in every color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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