PyRo_ZaCh Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 another thing, i save receipts for weeks, I stick them in my pocket, then when i get home put them on the one shelf on my desk and leave them there till i get around to cleaning out the non important ones in a few weeks. "yea I ate that cheese burger a month ago guess I dont need this one any more" the ones for cd players and stuff stay for long tho. . . theres one up there now from my 2nd cd player, hasent worked in years, and the warenty went out a few years ago but still. . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frocashmoney24 Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 I put nickles, dimes and pennys in a box to turn in once per year, but I keep the quarters. i do the same damn thing, got a big ol glass jar i drop everything into, i hate having my back to a door, and if im in a room i like sitting on the right back corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireHead Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Car stereo has to be on an even number, and I dont answer the phone for #'s I dont know. .. I do the same things. Does that make it not wierd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
II STROKER Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 make myself sneeze when im takin a shit. i rip a piece of toilet paper and twist into a stiff pointy thing and tickle the inside of my nose till it makes me sneeze.been doing it since i was a kid HOLY SHIT!!! THATS GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST CRAP I'VE EVER HEARD OF. I like trying fixing stuff on my own, I cant stand it when my friends pay people to fix their crap. I feel like im just throwing my money away if i let someone fix stuff for me. I rather take the time to do some research and learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledofthezep Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 QUOTE (trialsallday @ Jul 13 2004, 12:45 PM) make myself sneeze when im takin a shit. i rip a piece of toilet paper and twist into a stiff pointy thing and tickle the inside of my nose till it makes me sneeze.been doing it since i was a kid HOLY SHIT!!! THATS GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST CRAP I'VE EVER HEARD OF. No shit...I'm still LMAO! I listen to Led Zeppelin, constantly. I play guitar like crazy whenever I get bored...couple Sundays ago I played for 7hrs, no shit... I'll slam one to the 'ol lady anytime she'll let me; gotta have some Zep in the background. I belch, real loud...can't even describe it; but ask anyone that knows me & they'll tell ya it's nutty. I make my dog hunt for nothing, just so I can see him get all excited & confused. I have to have a cig right before bed & on my way to work. Banshee HQ, one of my most addicting habbits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sredish Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Damn, I never realized how many freaks there were here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frocashmoney24 Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Damn, I never realized how many freaks there were here. does that make us bad people , everyones a lil strange, specially the nose tickler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 (edited) I MASTURBATE CONSTANTLY TO INTERNET PORN. banshee hq in one window,open in new window INTERNET PORN. oddly enough as i read this i was loading a jenna jameson vid. amazing. when ever i put something together all of the bolts go in from the same side, and all of the nuts goin from the same side so it looks uniform. also my tools have to be squeaky clean, i polish the chrome wrenches i would probably have more faith in eating out of my toolbox than my kitchen counter Edited July 13, 2004 by therail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABM-Cannibal Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 I hate receipts and need to throw them or record them in the check book right away. I tear them into as many pieces as I can. Cannot shit, shower or shave without the radio on at my house. Can only sleep on my back and only have my wallet on my back right pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledofthezep Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 ...People are strange, when you're a stranger... Speaking of strange... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick302 Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 I always tighten the cap on milk. I'll open the fridge for a sandwich and just give a quick twist. In the car I have to breathe in when I pass a telephone pole then breathe out when I pass the next one. I NEVER use my back pockets (except to scratch my ass). My pipes have to be perfectly clean, even if the rest of the quad is covered in mud. I have to lean back on the chair and balance on the back legs, even the chairs with the round bottoms. Constantly fidgeting and slappin my thumbs on stuff. I do some more wierd stuff but I'm done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boonman Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 (edited) Alright. Here goes. I compulsively speed when driving. I don't know why, I am always in a hurry eeven when I'm not in a hurry. I have to pass someone, even if I go 1MPH faster. The TP thing, it rolls from the top, over to the front. not to the rear. Pisses me off, and I have to change it BEFORE I do anything else. In the shower, I always wash my left arm first. I will not sit down with my wallet in a pocket. I rarely carry it with me. My keyring has a million keys, but I only carry the particular ring I need at the time. I can't have alot of shit in my pockets at ay time. My lawn has to be perfect. Straight lines, perfectly trimmed. Striped like a baseball field. Shit has to be clean. Nothing goes on the dashboard of the truck. I can't stand shit on my face. Dirt, sweat, anything. it annoys the piss out of me. I count everything. Stairs, steps as I walk. Revolutions of the engine that it takes before it fires up. EVERYTHING I eat has to have salt on it. Pepper too most of the time. I put salt on everything. lots of it. I help people more than I help myself. Sometimes more than my family. Wife gets pissed. When skiing, My first turn is ALWAYS to the left. no matter what. When mountain biking, coasting, my left foot has to be forward. Can't do it any other way. Have to balane the checkbook, and pay bills as soon as they arrive. i tap everything out. Used to play drums, don't anymore, but my steering wheel is always getting abused.... I drink. Every day. not to get drunk, but more or less, just 1-2 beers or mixers at least every day. I have to chhange everything. NOTHING remains stock when it is in my possession. Stock is for the general public. I am not the general public...... There is mucch more, but I have to go eat, I mean drink lunch..... Edited July 13, 2004 by boonman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUNEDEMON Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 ...People are strange, when you're a stranger... I always liked that song. So your musical knowledge goes beyond Zep....I'm impressed. I like to think that everyone is fucked up in their own little way, kinda' levels the playing field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick302 Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 I like to think that everyone is fucked up in their own little way, kinda' levels the playing field. well said I never carry more than a few bills and maybe keys or something in my pocket. NEVER use a wallet, always tell people to keep the change (coins only), and cell phone has to be clipped on the outside of one of my pockets. Nothing I own is stock either. Whether it be a bolt-on flowmaster (truck) or a full on rebuild (maverick, 'shee). Even my lawnmower has been modified. Damn I love the hq. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolyKarbon Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 I NEVER carry cash or coins, only use my debit card. I keep my wallet in the front left, keys and smokes in the front right. I sit down to pee, and I have to look at the TP after I wipe my ass to make sure I got it all, and if its too messy, I take a shower to clean my ass. I always tap and drum, prolly cuz I play the drums. I always speed in my car. When I turn off the lights, I check the switch a couple of times to make sure its off. I ALWAYS smoke on my way to work. I REFUSE to carry a pen or pencil with me, ever. I bite my nails compulsively, and when they're too small to bite, I bite the skin around my thumb. I do all sorts of crazy shit, glad Im not the only one. I really hate the shitty ass thing though, I can not STAND to have any shit, no matter how small, on my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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