Oilsmoke Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 I could only wish. >WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR >GEORGE W. BUSH OR JOHN KERRY >GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? > > >My Fellow Americans: >As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since >congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission >in Iraq is complete. > > >This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American >forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time >to begin the reckoning. > >Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries >which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is >short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are >some of the countries listed there. > >The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the >worlds nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing >copies of both lists later this evening. > >Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those >nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved >during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the >Iraqi war. > >The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world >Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. > >Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France. > >In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this >money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. >On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we >will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face >of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or >maybe China. > >To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal >now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to >Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, >too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with >France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are >retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis. >I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many >UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid >parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded >and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You >creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets >tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned >over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York. > >A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are >likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to >try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President >Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude >adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions >sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. >So start doing something with your oil. >Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty --- >starting now. > >We are tired of the one-way highway. > >It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. >Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them be saying, "darn >tootin." > >Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the >world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on >the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to >eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup >Soccer from America. >To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and >we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead. > >God bless America. >Thank you and good night. > >If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in >English, thank a soldier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 that would be nice.but it will never happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 that would be nice.but it will never happen. Sad to say this, but I agree. There are way too many bleeding hearts that would rather us send the Al Quaida terrorists some FTD flowers from Merle, and maybe get Betty Crocker off her fat ass to make some nice cup cakes to send to Saddam and his pals. Then we could sit down and talk with the terrorists since they tried to talk to us before our buildings got in the way of our own planes. There's way too much of that thinking going on. Too much of these liberals being ashamed to be American. Too ashamed to say "I can make a difference" too ashamed to make a move, let alone pay for it. Its always "WE SHOULD GIVE" but who's money are they giving??? Take a look at any celebrity. I bet most of those that host "FREE MONEY FOR 3RD WORLD COUNTRY" events don't donate. I do know that most get "sitting fees". One inparticular was Jewel. $30,000 per appearance, and the article I read didn't mention a damn thing about her donating that amount she received to that charity. She just stands up their with her snaggle tooth grin begging for these idiots to give away their savings. The whole thing makes me sick. All these asshats in charge do is give away my money so these morons can get a nice warm happy feeling. *Wow...I feel so much better knowing I have to work until May each year just to pay my yearly taxes, because those poor countries have something to eat now, and as a matter of fact, I should have to starve as well. That will make me humble--Here's everything I have. I'll go live under a bridge. f*ck having a comfortable life. I enjoy squaller* If they like it so damn much, maybe they could get the hell out of the US, and move to the Former Soviet Union, and try to spark up communism again. That was a brilliant concept wasn't it?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J..J. Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Yeah, if only! The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world >Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Isn't that the truth!! The fat cat politicians around here, have no shame in begging for money, yet are still flying around in private jets... On a side note: The value of the Greenback against the South African Rand has halved in the last 1 1/2 years, as my salary is in US$, I'm starting to feel the pinch now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 (edited) Mexico is also on List 2. President >Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude >adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions >sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. and come get the 2 million leaches youve unleashed on california, all our emergency rooms are full of the bastards and the tax payers in California are gettin sick of footing the bill.....we'll pick our own strawberrys thankyou.....oh and turn over the cop killing skums your hiding........and for the terrorists that say get your 500 troops out of here or we will behead your boy......my response would be "you off my man i'll send 40 thousand of the baddest pipe hittin motha fuckers youve ever seen, to get midevil on your asses" Edited July 12, 2004 by Blue Duece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUNEDEMON Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Mexico is also on List 2. President >Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude >adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions >sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. and come get the 2 million leaches youve unleashed on california, all our emergency rooms are full of the bastards and the tax payers in California are gettin sick of footing the bill.....we'll pick our own strawberrys thankyou.....oh and turn over the cop killing skums your hiding........and for the terrorists that say get your 500 troops out of here or we will behead your boy......my response would be "you off my man i'll send 40 thousand of the baddest pipe hittin motha fuckers youve ever seen, to get midevil on your asses" Could not have said it better myself, I agree 100% well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
II STROKER Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Mexico is also on List 2. President >Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude >adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions >sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. and come get the 2 million leaches youve unleashed on california, all our emergency rooms are full of the bastards and the tax payers in California are gettin sick of footing the bill.....we'll pick our own strawberrys thankyou.....oh and turn over the cop killing skums your hiding........and for the terrorists that say get your 500 troops out of here or we will behead your boy......my response would be "you off my man i'll send 40 thousand of the baddest pipe hittin motha fuckers youve ever seen, to get midevil on your asses" Could not have said it better myself, I agree 100% well done. it is sad to say me being from mexico, bit i agree. We need to concentrate on our own countries problems. We have to concentrate on educating our kids, because everyone knows the public school system sucks ass! How many of you remember having a teacher actually caring about your future. I can honestly say i had none. We need to keep jobs in here, not contract them to third world countries. We need to eliminate our own terrorists, they are called gangs. It is time for this country to start caring more for their own and stop babysitting other countries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick302 Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Mexico is also on List 2. President >Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude >adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions >sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. and come get the 2 million leaches youve unleashed on california, all our emergency rooms are full of the bastards and the tax payers in California are gettin sick of footing the bill.....we'll pick our own strawberrys thankyou.....oh and turn over the cop killing skums your hiding........and for the terrorists that say get your 500 troops out of here or we will behead your boy......my response would be "you off my man i'll send 40 thousand of the baddest pipe hittin motha fuckers youve ever seen, to get midevil on your asses" Could not have said it better myself, I agree 100% well done. it is sad to say me being from mexico, bit i agree. We need to concentrate on our own countries problems. We have to concentrate on educating our kids, because everyone knows the public school system sucks ass! How many of you remember having a teacher actually caring about your future. I can honestly say i had none. We need to keep jobs in here, not contract them to third world countries. We need to eliminate our own terrorists, they are called gangs. It is time for this country to start caring more for their own and stop babysitting other countries. Ya know what would be even better? People like us runnin the government, not some greedy fat-ass politicians giving away OUR money to people who spend it on weapons to kill the troops WE pay for to fight "for our country". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenBB Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 If Kerry made that speech I'd fall out of my chair. If Bush made it I'd wonder who taught him the word "abrogating". If anyone else did, it would be a landslide (I still say George Carlin oughta be running the show). The rest of the world already hates us, let's see how they get along without anything from us but a fucking retalitory daisy cutter when they cross us... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 The rest of the world already hates us, let's see how they get along without anything from us but a fucking retalitory daisy cutter when they cross us... mmmmmmmmmmmmDaisy Cutter.... Man those things are nasty. Raw power at its finest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyRo_ZaCh Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 I always wondered, why does every one hate us? because were fat and wealthy right? so every one hates and attacks us, ok. BUT our country is the one supporting them and breaking up wars and all for them. So why not just cut off all the aid and let them have a reason to hate us, although they'll be busy with their own problems at that point, and not have the money/eqiptment to do anything to us then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 amen zach....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANDSTAR Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 Carlin for pres? That Liberal jerkoff couldnt wipe his own ass, let alone lead the free world. I want the oil. I don't care how we get it. I am a rich American and my forefathers died for our right to rule the world. I'm about ready to show up at Glamis this year with 500 gallons of Roundup for those damn milkvetches. Maybe we should take a hint from the liberals and peacefully protest by riding all over every square inch of the Imperial Sand Dunes. If no one payed the fees, no one could get arrested. If we shot Illegals with paintballs, maybe they would think twice before walking into our country... They can't arrest us all. We need to take our country back. Taking a deep breath...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted July 17, 2004 Report Share Posted July 17, 2004 (edited) Carlin for pres? That Liberal jerkoff couldnt wipe his own ass, let alone lead the free world. I want the oil. I don't care how we get it. I am a rich American and my forefathers died for our right to rule the world. i almost tend to agree with you, as fucked up as it sounds, Kerry is a twat and little bush is a puppet. its gonna take a trophy set of balls to run this country, neither of them have the nuts for the gig, maybe we should just blow all them fuckers up and jack all there shit and be done with it........ Edited July 17, 2004 by Blue Duece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted July 17, 2004 Report Share Posted July 17, 2004 Carlin for pres? That Liberal jerkoff couldnt wipe his own ass, let alone lead the free world. I want the oil. I don't care how we get it. I am a rich American and my forefathers died for our right to rule the world. i almost tend to agree with you, as fucked up as it sounds, Kerry is a twat and little bush is a puppet. its gonna take a trophy set of balls to run this country, neither of them have the nuts for the gig, maybe we should just blow all them fuckers up and jack all there shit and be done with it........ It would make for the BEST desert racing on earth. You could put the Baja 1000 to bed, because you'd have the Akmed al-Dubar 10,000 Just have to watch out for the rabid camels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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