NYUK Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenr74 Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 Ruberto Holy shit that was funny! Now my whole fucking office wants to know what I'm laughing about. Who me, on the internet, no no, I'm working hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chemical Castration Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 aliens, and i'm not talking mexicans. THAT AINT COOL BRO..... YOU GUESSED IT, IM MEXICAN. It's just a joke. reas isnt a racist, and I'm hispanic as well. Just like Stan I fear failure, and I fear dying alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 balloons in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshee04le Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 Thats still funny as hell . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigboybanshee Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 LMAO at led Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nasty01banshee Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 NYUK FAT ASS MOM. she's one scary hippo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
. Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 Maybe they will teach you how to spell while you are in there. You beat me to it. Though, they'll probably teach him some other "tricks" in there.. HE will become the trick....and he wont get shit for a dui....maybe do a weekend or two....I think you should have to clean old peoples asses for community service......cause thats about all your good for.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
. Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 (edited) aliens, and i'm not talking mexicans. THAT AINT COOL BRO..... YOU GUESSED IT, IM MEXICAN. why does it bother you so much? Do you have a green card? I could care less about bugs, spiders, anything of that sort, dont mind heights, or flying, or coming close to death. Before I met my girl and started being a family, I'd do stupid ass stuff all the time. Buying cars for 100 bucks and strapping a gas can to the hood with a fuel line running into it and slamming into trees and rocks and just beating the piss out of things. Hitting hillclimbs on my shee with ravine's off to the side and big lips at the top, rolling back down with my shee struggling to keep it from rolling into the ravine. Hitting jumps on my bmx bike as fast as I could pedal down this hill and just launching like 25-30 ft in the air.....clearing the landing by 15 ft and just bailing into the ground. I remember as a kid having this POS walmart bike (kmart at the time probably), and pedaling it down this hill where they were building a parking lot at the bottom and had this mound of dirt 6 or 7ft high.....just hit the thing as fast as possible and land with no landing....the bike only made it 2 jumps....I wouldnt of made it much more. My parents were pissed about that. The only thing I'm scared of is losing my family, or getting hit by a car at work and not be able to come home to them. Those fuckin foreigners with their little quiet hondas and foreign cars speeding past my truck in a development. I had to heisman trophy style on the front of this guys hood as he hit me at like 30 mph the one day, I rode the hood down a good 30 ft before he slowed enough that I went rolling down the street. Still dont know how I didnt get hurt. I've had so many close calls it isnt funny. You know how it is....you all are the other person.....you just want to get around the truck to get where your going. I've had people come so close to me that I'd be dumping my bin on the side of my truck, turn around with it and have it knocked out of my hand (I've done it a couple times on purpose, but not all the time). Sometimes on days I've had a few close calls, I just think about how I want to get home to see my daughters face. I'm crazy and dont care if I die, live it to the fullest, I just have to be a little more careful now that I have a family. I should seriously be dead by now by 10 fold P.S. Just had a helper hit the other day that was on a trash truck, he was walking a toter back across and she came speeding around the truck with her suv, put a nice big dent in the grille, he flew up over her car, putting a dent in the top front, causing the windshield to spider. She gets out of the car and the first thing she says is that she didnt hit him........later on when they were taking pictures she was being a bitch and asking if she should smile for the camera. People are assholes, and the job sucks when people dont respect your work area, and dont want to be delayed another 30 seconds and pass you on a blind corner or a blind hill. Alright, Im done with this topic.....I need to go ride...... Edited July 2, 2004 by . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 hahah, it`s been so long i forget what i did to piss chirpdog off.i know he s still probably mad at his mom and dad for naming him chip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frocashmoney24 Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 OUCH!, things are gettin good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 aliens, and i'm not talking mexicans. THAT AINT COOL BRO..... YOU GUESSED IT, IM MEXICAN. why does it bother you so much? Do you have a green card? I could care less about bugs, spiders, anything of that sort, dont mind heights, or flying, or coming close to death. Before I met my girl and started being a family, I'd do stupid ass stuff all the time. Buying cars for 100 bucks and strapping a gas can to the hood with a fuel line running into it and slamming into trees and rocks and just beating the piss out of things. Hitting hillclimbs on my shee with ravine's off to the side and big lips at the top, rolling back down with my shee struggling to keep it from rolling into the ravine. Hitting jumps on my bmx bike as fast as I could pedal down this hill and just launching like 25-30 ft in the air.....clearing the landing by 15 ft and just bailing into the ground. I remember as a kid having this POS walmart bike (kmart at the time probably), and pedaling it down this hill where they were building a parking lot at the bottom and had this mound of dirt 6 or 7ft high.....just hit the thing as fast as possible and land with no landing....the bike only made it 2 jumps....I wouldnt of made it much more. My parents were pissed about that. The only thing I'm scared of is losing my family, or getting hit by a car at work and not be able to come home to them. Those fuckin foreigners with their little quiet hondas and foreign cars speeding past my truck in a development. I had to heisman trophy style on the front of this guys hood as he hit me at like 30 mph the one day, I rode the hood down a good 30 ft before he slowed enough that I went rolling down the street. Still dont know how I didnt get hurt. I've had so many close calls it isnt funny. You know how it is....you all are the other person.....you just want to get around the truck to get where your going. I've had people come so close to me that I'd be dumping my bin on the side of my truck, turn around with it and have it knocked out of my hand (I've done it a couple times on purpose, but not all the time). Sometimes on days I've had a few close calls, I just think about how I want to get home to see my daughters face. I'm crazy and dont care if I die, live it to the fullest, I just have to be a little more careful now that I have a family. I should seriously be dead by now by 10 fold P.S. Just had a helper hit the other day that was on a trash truck, he was walking a toter back across and she came speeding around the truck with her suv, put a nice big dent in the grille, he flew up over her car, putting a dent in the top front, causing the windshield to spider. She gets out of the car and the first thing she says is that she didnt hit him........later on when they were taking pictures she was being a bitch and asking if she should smile for the camera. People are assholes, and the job sucks when people dont respect your work area, and dont want to be delayed another 30 seconds and pass you on a blind corner or a blind hill. Alright, Im done with this topic.....I need to go ride...... If some woman hit me in an SUV, and I hit her windsheild hard enough to break it, and then as I'm getting up she says she didn't hit me? oh f*ck...I think I'd go absolutely nuts right there if my ribs weren't broke. kick the side of her door in and then say I didn't do it. Then pull the fucken valve stems out of her tires or cut them off with my pocket knife and say "It was like that when you stopped" Then start shredding the seats or stabbing them with something. "I'm not doing this by the way" I hate people like that. I have to deal with a few like that from time to time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipdog Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 hahah, it`s been so long i forget what i did to piss chirpdog off.i know he s still probably mad at his mom and dad for naming him chip. JUST AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER YOU PISSED ME OFF BUT IM GLAD I REALLY PISSED IN YOUR CEREAL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwill Posted July 3, 2004 Report Share Posted July 3, 2004 Hey Chipfrog-this aint the place for personal attacks-whatever NYUK did to you-deal with him-ALL MOMS deserve respect-even yours-you should atleast explain your beef-start a new thread entitled-NYUK is a dickhead and heres why--- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwill Posted July 3, 2004 Report Share Posted July 3, 2004 I fear two things-GOD always-and humans sometime,not often tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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