I've wanted his dipstick for a long time...

[DirtRider]

Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call.

 

 

 

The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

 

 

 

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

 

 

 

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."

 

 

 

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

 

 

 

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in.

 

 

 

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay."

 

 

 

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio."

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Cotten Eyed Joe has a marvelous dipstick. When I first witnessed its beauty, I was stunned. I knew I had to have his stick. I PM'ed him about it day and night. I thought about about it every minute. Oh the joys of such a shaft. Long...hard...solid. We would spend hours on end talking about how joyfull it can make you feel to hold that wonderful shaft in your hands, caressing its length....feeling its beauty. Finally, he made one for me, and I just recieved it in the mail today. Words cannot describe the extacy I felt. Cotten Eyed Joe had given me what I yearned for most in this world. My very own shaft....a rod I could feel anytime I wished...a very beautiful dipstick. I will have pics soon, and maybe....just maybe, you could have your very own, custom, polished dipstick.

 

 

 

 

On a serious note guys, Cotten Eyed Joe does some really great work, check him out for quality custom parts.

Thanks Joe!

FIRST WE FIND OUT STAN HAS CHROME BALLS AND NOW THIS

 

(PICS OF STANS CHROME BALLS)

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