BrokeStonedBiker Posted May 9, 2004 Report Share Posted May 9, 2004 A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much. The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwill Posted May 9, 2004 Report Share Posted May 9, 2004 new one for me--I like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wassup350 Posted May 9, 2004 Report Share Posted May 9, 2004 Hahaha thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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