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I'll start out easy for you :)

 

#1 ... and that's when the whores come in... doin' their little beehind shake for the menfolk. $20 for the RENT he says. Instead he spends it on the WHORE!

 

#2 it's nothin' but a little bunny rabbit... go chop off it's head

 

#3 what's with the plastic forks?

hey elephant girl, just go get carol

 

#4 one small step for man... one giant leap for...{gulp}... I HAVE A DREAM!!!

 

#5 I name this here bend Pittsburgh Nelly. She could do things with her one good arm that would make you forget about that thing growin' on her neck

 

#6 this is some mighty fine stew.

{snort} yep. Well I slaughtered that horse a week ago last Tuesday. I'm 'fraid she's startin' to turn.

 

#7 just do me one favor honey.

What's that?

When I die, just bury me out in back and tell everyone I left you.

 

#8 Lhy Lon't Le Lust Lepelate?

What? Oh YEAH! Why don't we just seperate! Your a GENIUS!

 

#9 {SCREAM}

Honey are you OK!?!?

Yeah mom... It's just a spider. A big hairy digusting spider.

 

#10 ... trapped... Why do you say you are "trapped in a womans body???"

{large black guy responds} well sometimes I get the menstrual cramps reeeal hard

Alright some of you guys need some help...

#1 Tommy Boy {no line has gone un-memorized}

#2 In search of the Holy Grail { A Monty Python classic}

#3 As Good as it Get's {for those of you who like crazy people movies Jack Nicholson rules!!!}

#4 Black Sheep {ANY and all Farley movies are worth the money}

#5 Almost Hero's {a severly underappreciated Farley film and his last :cry: }

#6 O Brother Where Art Thou {good hill-billy humor}

#7 King Come {for everyone who has a dramatic family that can't stand being together}

#8 Rat Race {the famous idiot with the self-pierced tongue}

#9 Hot Chick {when she wakes up in a guys body and looks in her shorts :whoa: }

#10 Raising Arizona {a quote from one of the convicts during a therepy session in the beginning of the movie}

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Here's one more... {man swinging swords wildly as one goes thru a closet door}

1-"MAAAAN that was DOPE! Man are you like a third degree black belt?"

2- "The blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night"

1- "That's pretty black man"

2- "It is the black art... And I xxxx am the blackest of the black... or... actually the great white... black.... art... blackest master"

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