Toomey Banshee Posted May 3, 2004 Report Share Posted May 3, 2004 Dark in Here A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "My dad's outside." Man: "OK, how much?" Boy: "$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." Man: "How much?" Boy: "$750." Man: "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and have you confess." They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Magic Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 lmao.. good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledofthezep Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 I'm bored... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sredish Posted May 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 I'm bored... that is absolutely f'ing awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledofthezep Posted May 5, 2004 Report Share Posted May 5, 2004 My latest masterpiece.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banshee Ripper Posted May 5, 2004 Report Share Posted May 5, 2004 (edited) Q) Why did Michael Jackson go to K - Mart? A) He hear boys underwear was half off!! * * Q) Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men? A) He thought it was a delivery service!! * * Q) What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? A)They both like to stick there meat in 14 year old buns!! * * * * A boy went into his parents room because he had a bad nightmare. He saw his saw his parents having sex and screamed and went back to bed. The next morning the boy asked his mom why she was jumping on dad. She said "Well son you know how daddy has a big gut? Well i was just flatening it." The boy then says "Well your just wasting your time because when you go grocery shopping the neighbour comes over and gets on her knees and blows him back up!" Edited May 5, 2004 by Banshee Ripper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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