sredish Posted April 28, 2004 Report Share Posted April 28, 2004 Just thought I'd start a thread for some fun jokes. We need to lighten some people up. Let's hear what you got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted April 28, 2004 Report Share Posted April 28, 2004 a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his dick. the bartender says HEY MR. PIRATE YOU`VE GOT A STEERING WHEEL ON YOUR DICK! the pirate says arrrrrrr,i know it`s driving me nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2004LEBanshee Posted April 28, 2004 Report Share Posted April 28, 2004 (edited) But it was an honest effort. Edited April 28, 2004 by 2004LEBanshee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted April 28, 2004 Report Share Posted April 28, 2004 There once was a man from Snelgrass That had balls of solid brass When he predicted the weather He shook them together And lightening shot out of his ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLET~BOY Posted April 28, 2004 Report Share Posted April 28, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandbuzzard Posted April 28, 2004 Report Share Posted April 28, 2004 riddle..... Two guys living on the opposite side of the earth. Neither has meet the other but they could be clones. These two were born on the same day, wear the same clothing, they even have the same thought pattern. On their 18th b-day one decides that he is going to walk a tight rope 75 stories up. While the other is getting a hummy by a 75 year old women. What are they both thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted April 28, 2004 Report Share Posted April 28, 2004 riddle..... Two guys living on the opposite side of the earth. Neither has meet the other but they could be clones. These two were born on the same day, wear the same clothing, they even have the same thought pattern. On their 18th b-day one decides that he is going to walk a tight rope 75 stories up. While the other is getting a hummy by a 75 year old women. What are they both thinking? "What the hell am I doing?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandbuzzard Posted April 28, 2004 Report Share Posted April 28, 2004 riddle..... Two guys living on the opposite side of the earth. Neither has meet the other but they could be clones. These two were born on the same day, wear the same clothing, they even have the same thought pattern. On their 18th b-day one decides that he is going to walk a tight rope 75 stories up. While the other is getting a hummy by a 75 year old women. What are they both thinking? "What the hell am I doing?" It's a riddle, whats the answer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted April 28, 2004 Report Share Posted April 28, 2004 riddle..... Two guys living on the opposite side of the earth. Neither has meet the other but they could be clones. These two were born on the same day, wear the same clothing, they even have the same thought pattern. On their 18th b-day one decides that he is going to walk a tight rope 75 stories up. While the other is getting a hummy by a 75 year old women. What are they both thinking? "What the hell am I doing?" It's a riddle, whats the answer? That was my answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted April 28, 2004 Report Share Posted April 28, 2004 dont look down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted April 28, 2004 Report Share Posted April 28, 2004 dont look down Your answer was better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted April 28, 2004 Report Share Posted April 28, 2004 dont hate the playa, hate the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted April 28, 2004 Report Share Posted April 28, 2004 I do better with those puzzles you get in Wendys kids meals...the ones with only 4 pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandbuzzard Posted April 28, 2004 Report Share Posted April 28, 2004 dont look down cheezy but worth it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandbuzzard Posted April 28, 2004 Report Share Posted April 28, 2004 I do better with those puzzles you get in Wendys kids meals...the ones with only 4 pieces. same here, don't tell no-one but my wife is the one who told me the answer...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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