Just A Lil Joke

[dogboystoy]

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the

stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard

that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your

fellow passenger."

 

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and

said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

 

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

 

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let

me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass.

The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow

turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why

do you suppose that is?"

 

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

 

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified

to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

[blk02banshee]

LOL that's a good one