die_infidel Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 Wait until your sober, then come back with your thoughts about her. just make sure she's not a he/she, sounds too good to be a woman. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducman Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 Propose to that woman ASAP before she plays fetch with someone else. A couple that rides together sticks together. The fact that she likes to screw and shares the same taste in cars is a double bonus! Thats like finding a big titted, blond, double jointed, nympho that owns a liquer store with a twin sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sredish Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 Fat girls can be fun...but only until your friends find out! The only problem with fat girls, is you can't brag about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUNEDEMON Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 The only problem with fat girls, is you can't brag about it Right, you just slap their thighs and ride the waves in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frocashmoney24 Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 damn right boon, fat chicks are fat untill you friends see u ridin it for led heres a new one, put a flag over her head and f*ck her for old glory and nyuk, everyone goes though some coyote ugly sometime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcmoose Posted March 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 well i just got home from the dream date....Well first off her SHO is nicer, that means i got to drive the stang or the explorer xp8 every time i see her. Next is her banshee is pretty dam sick, and it puts my pile of parts to shame. That means i got to get my shit together and put the god dam thing back together. She is one of the cutest girls i have ever had the pleasure of knowing. She said that i was a dam fine date and if i keep this up we might be playing fetch a little sooner then i thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 well i just got home from the dream date....Well first off her SHO is nicer, that means i got to drive the stang or the explorer xp8 every time i see her. Next is her banshee is pretty dam sick, and it puts my pile of parts to shame. That means i got to get my shit together and put the god dam thing back together. She is one of the cutest girls i have ever had the pleasure of knowing. She said that i was a dam fine date and if i keep this up we might be playing fetch a little sooner then i thought. damm moose, sounds like her last boyfriend made just a pinch more cash than you buddy, unless your packin a good size chunk of dick, this might go quick.....keep us updated in "all my HQer's" the internet "soap" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyman Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 She is one of the cutest girls i have ever had the pleasure of knowing. In that case we now DEMAND photos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99screaminshee Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 my dad taught me that fat girls r like mopeds ok to ride just dont let ur friends see ya on em. and i stick to that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boonman Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 Yep. I want a pick of her, her toys, and her divorce papers. She must have settled that one recently........ And were you drinking again? Or were you sober when you deemed her "cute". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcmoose Posted March 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 no i was not drunk when i deemed her cute. I will get you some pics but its gonna take some time. I just don't know how to explain to her that i need to take a pic of her so i can send it to my buddies on a banshee website. And yes her ex did make a big amont more then me, but thats cool, she likes me better. I got class, as you guys already know. He bought himself a craptor and her a banshee. what a moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boonman Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 So what are you gonna buy her??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Labarraca_Baca Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 my dad taught me that fat girls r like mopeds ok to ride just dont let ur friends see ya on em. and i stick to that HEy fat chicks need lovein tooo but they gotta pay - quagmyre from family guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducman Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 Aaaaah hell YA! This chick sounds like a candidate for Miss Banshee USA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcmoose Posted March 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 i ain't buyin her shit, untill she starts to play fetch. I have only talked to her for a total of three days. I was drunk when i said i was gonna marry her. give me a couple of weeks and i will start to find out all the little details she didn't mention the previous weeks. Then we will really see if she is MISS BANSHEE USA, which in my mind is a the greatest title you can hold as a women. we are going to aprty at my boys crib tonight, i will try to sneek a picture in if i could. This way i do not have to take a picture of her, and then explain where i am going to post it and why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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