dcmoose Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 So i am smashed as usual. I just got home frome Bar A in Belmar NJ. The jersey shore is back in action. i met a girl that rides a banshee, drives a SHO(i do too) which is a banshee with a family car skin, amd likes to do smokey burn outs with both her banshee and her SHO. I gonna marry her, i promiss you guys that. She told me that she is gonna and i quote " hit some nasty doubles and leve me in her dust". i told her( iwas drunk don't get mad) that i was going to play fetch with her, and when she askked what fetch was i tolf her "thats when you get on all fours and i throw you my bone". As bad as that sounds she still asked for MY number and said that with nuts like that i must be hung like a horse to match. Who knows of a good place to buy engagment rings. to make this story even better she just called me , and she will be here at my house tommorow at 8 to go out for some chow. god has a nwme and it is moose. oh by the way she is pretty dam hott too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 ill bet after a 12 pack she's a doll........and yer her first.....ill give ya 6 weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brugal Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 Sounds like a keeper,keep-her for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frocashmoney24 Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 if u find a gurl to wash ur bike inbetween moto's keep her!, but since she'll be racing you you can keep her to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2004LEBanshee Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 good luck man, hope it works out just like you want it to. i think i'm going to ask my girl to play fetch. Shit, i'll probably get smaked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 man, for being drunk you can still type ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyman Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 I think you better sober up before you propose. Consider a couple things... 1- She rides a banshee and drives the same car as you... hmmmmm Maybe you were so smashed that you were flirting with yourself at the bar and that chick that was next to you was your reflection in the mirror behind the bar 2- Girls like that don't come along very often so it might have been some other GUY that you were flirting with and weren't sober enough to tell. 3- If 1 or 2 above are true... I wouldn't suggest playing fetch unless your used to to playin' it with guys already PS... she didn't really call you, you sat on your cell phone and it dialed your home number. The heavy breather you heard and assumed was her was really only your butt rubbing the couch cushions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 I think you better sober up before you propose.Consider a couple things... 1- She rides a banshee and drives the same car as you... hmmmmm Maybe you were so smashed that you were flirting with yourself at the bar and that chick that was next to you was your reflection in the mirror behind the bar 2- Girls like that don't come along very often so it might have been some other GUY that you were flirting with and weren't sober enough to tell. 3- If 1 or 2 above are true... I wouldn't suggest playing fetch unless your used to to playin' it with guys already PS... she didn't really call you, you sat on your cell phone and it dialed your home number. The heavy breather you heard and assumed was her was really only your butt rubbing the couch cushions. lmfao .............. you sure can crank em out holy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 I think you better sober up before you propose.Consider a couple things... 1- She rides a banshee and drives the same car as you... hmmmmm Maybe you were so smashed that you were flirting with yourself at the bar and that chick that was next to you was your reflection in the mirror behind the bar 2- Girls like that don't come along very often so it might have been some other GUY that you were flirting with and weren't sober enough to tell. 3- If 1 or 2 above are true... I wouldn't suggest playing fetch unless your used to to playin' it with guys already PS... she didn't really call you, you sat on your cell phone and it dialed your home number. The heavy breather you heard and assumed was her was really only your butt rubbing the couch cushions. every chick looks hot after 18 cans of budwieser.many a time i thought i was going to bed with cybil shepard and woke up with a german sheppard.sometimes i felt like doing the coyote, not to wake them up.thats when your arm is stuck under their head.and you gotto gnaw your arm off to get outta there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 sometimes i felt like doing the coyote, not to wake them up. thats when your arm is stuck under their head.and you got to gnaw your arm off to get outta there. thats fuckin hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boonman Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 Even if she is ugly, that's why the 12-pack comes with a box!!! And besides, beauty is only a lightswitch away, and do you really look at the mantle when your stoking the fire? You may, but you certainly don't have to..... And Nyuk, I have pondered the coyote in my day as well. Now, I wake up to a beautiful woman every day..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledofthezep Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 Even if she is ugly, that's why the 12-pack comes with a box!!! LMFAO No shit,...I always call'm 'double-baggers' That way there's a bag on her head and also one on yours just incase hers was to fall off. But hey, if it's pink & don't stink... Fat girls can be fun...but only until your friends find out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torn66 Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 Bar A is where dreams happen. I 'know' of some three somes- and a handful of preganacies that resulted from that wonderful establishement. My favorite Bar A game is 'Hair' Guy who bring the chick with the best Jesey hair home to bang gets 100 bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledofthezep Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 My favorite Bar A game is 'Hair' Guy who bring the chick with the best Jesey hair home to bang gets 100 bucks. Down low or up top? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boonman Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 fat chicks are like scooters. fun untill the friends find out that's the "scooter girl".. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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