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I heard this from my pal who is a school teacher.This one does not represent who i am.

 

How do you make a young girl cry twice?

 

---------wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

 

 

 

Moderator:if this one is too tasteless feel free to erase.

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Now this is a classic.

 

Olie and Lena where sitting in church on Sunday when the priest announces that there is a new couple in town. He asks the parish to help them out.

First the owner of the county market stands up and donates a weeks worth of food.

Then the furniture store owner stands up and donates some furniture.

Lena stands up and says that she will have sex with them for a week.

The priest says Lena why did you say that.

Lena- Well Olie leaned over and said f*ck'um.

 

 

 

This man gets on a plane flying from New York to L.A.

He sits down in his seat when the the man next to him says "If we have a conversation during the flight it will go faster.

So the man askes what do you want to talk about?

How about nuclear power?

So the man says, First let me ask you a few questions.

When a deer eates grass and takes a crap they crap out little berries

And when a horse eats grass it craps out apples

And when a cow eats grass it leaves big pies.

Why is that?

Other man I don't know?

Well you don't know sh*t, so what makes you think you know Nuclear power.

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A lady is working around the house when she hears the door bell ring. She answers the door and finds a man with no arms or legs outside. He says to her hi mam, I was wondering if there was anything I can help you out with today. She looks at him and says, what can a man with no arms and legs possibly help me out with. He says, well I rang the door bell, did'nt I

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darla and buttwheat are in school one day, and the teacher asks if any one can spell dictate.... darla raises her hand and say d-i-c-t-a-t-e the teacher says very good darla, can anybody use that word in a sentence buttwheat raises his hand... i can..... hey darla how did my dicktate last night..?????

 

 

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darla and buttwheat are in school one day, and the teacher asks if any one can spell dictate.... darla raises her hand and say d-i-c-t-a-t-e the teacher says very good darla, can anybody use that word  in a sentence buttwheat raises his hand... i can.....  hey darla how did my dicktate last night..?????

 

 

little rasculs

awww jesus i just pissed myself :o

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