BansheeBrian Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 I heard this from my pal who is a school teacher.This one does not represent who i am. How do you make a young girl cry twice? ---------wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. Moderator:if this one is too tasteless feel free to erase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 thats a good one brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTShee Posted March 3, 2004 Report Share Posted March 3, 2004 What do Women and Clouds have in common? Eventually when they f*ck off, we have a fine day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanitarium Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 Now this is a classic. Olie and Lena where sitting in church on Sunday when the priest announces that there is a new couple in town. He asks the parish to help them out. First the owner of the county market stands up and donates a weeks worth of food. Then the furniture store owner stands up and donates some furniture. Lena stands up and says that she will have sex with them for a week. The priest says Lena why did you say that. Lena- Well Olie leaned over and said f*ck'um. This man gets on a plane flying from New York to L.A. He sits down in his seat when the the man next to him says "If we have a conversation during the flight it will go faster. So the man askes what do you want to talk about? How about nuclear power? So the man says, First let me ask you a few questions. When a deer eates grass and takes a crap they crap out little berries And when a horse eats grass it craps out apples And when a cow eats grass it leaves big pies. Why is that? Other man I don't know? Well you don't know sh*t, so what makes you think you know Nuclear power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranshee Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 A lady is working around the house when she hears the door bell ring. She answers the door and finds a man with no arms or legs outside. He says to her hi mam, I was wondering if there was anything I can help you out with today. She looks at him and says, what can a man with no arms and legs possibly help me out with. He says, well I rang the door bell, did'nt I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignasty1 Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 What do 3 million abused women do wrong every year? They don't fuckin' listen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tithead Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 bansheebrian........... thats the funniest thing wev heard in our life. my mate are round and we thot that was the funiest think ever. respect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrm312 Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 darla and buttwheat are in school one day, and the teacher asks if any one can spell dictate.... darla raises her hand and say d-i-c-t-a-t-e the teacher says very good darla, can anybody use that word in a sentence buttwheat raises his hand... i can..... hey darla how did my dicktate last night..????? little rasculs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 darla and buttwheat are in school one day, and the teacher asks if any one can spell dictate.... darla raises her hand and say d-i-c-t-a-t-e the teacher says very good darla, can anybody use that word in a sentence buttwheat raises his hand... i can..... hey darla how did my dicktate last night..????? little rasculs awww jesus i just pissed myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streetshee Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 how can u make a hormone? dont pay her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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