99screaminshee Posted February 16, 2004 Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 1 day me and 2 of my friends carl and blake were riding they both own garbage 400exs carl also known as the oafen (a big clumsy stpid thing) has a 426ex with leager a arms and tcs shocks. so we decide to have a jumping contest in the woods on a little hill i hit it first on my shee and landed about 20 feet from the top then carl hits it and his front wheels never leave the ground but the rears continue to come up up and over until his face is rubbing the dirt and rocks on the ground when it was all said and done i ran over rolled the 400 off him picked him up and we sat him on his quad for 2 weeks he had welts and bruises all over his face he was the only 1 not wearing a helmet and he still doesnt goes to show dumbasses will never learn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roosthrower Posted February 16, 2004 Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 he must suck at jumping too. he probably let off the throttle as he was comeing off the face of the jump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted February 16, 2004 Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 In all seriousness, not wearing a helmet is a foolish act. But on the lighter side of things, it sounds like he rides like a 12 year old girl scout, so you'll be having a blast laughing at him up until the day he paralyses himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted February 16, 2004 Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 wearing no helmet = asking for trouble. i always wear my helmet. if i hadnt been wearing my helmet when i flipped over the handlebars of my blaster 3 years ago, i would have been seriously screwed. of course i think it was the helmet that broke my collar bone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil Posted February 16, 2004 Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 better your collar bone then your skull loco. hell im wearing my helmet right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99screaminshee Posted February 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 another time we told the goofy fucker to go skimming across this mudhole we were only joking and next thing here he goes out across it on his beat up warrior it flipped over and landed on his in the muddy water hes in the mudhole half drowning yelling "get it off me get it of me" the next day we came back and there the perfect imprint of is 6'3" 265 pound bady with the handle bar prints too u r rite he is my friend but he cant ride everytime he trys he gets hurt or fucks his machine up when he wheelies he falls off and his quda hits trees oops need new ac bumper ruined 3 now hahaha 4 subframes must be sumthin with junk hondas people that own them cant ride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efward Posted February 16, 2004 Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 Maybe that guy needs a new hobby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BansheeBrian Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 HeHeHe. I'm happy to find out I'm not the only one who wears a helmet when logged onto the HQ.Thanks,Evil! Keep that guy far,far away from your shee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99screaminshee Posted February 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 he will never ride my shee never has never will he still says it wasnt his fault he had the shocks set wrong but everytime he jumps this happens hahahahah thought u guys would enjoy that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 better your collar bone then your skull loco. hell im wearing my helmet right now yea i know. better be safe than sorry, surfing the web can be very dangerous. especially with all those pop-ups. wouldnt want one poppin up and nailing you in the eye. you wearing your goggles too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Labarraca_Baca Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Did you know that helmets make great pillows. i was wearing mine one day and i put my head down on my kitchen table and slept for a good hour they do a good job of supporting your head and neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastlilone Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Speaking of wearing helmets... (keep in mind town of less than 200, everyone knows everyone) Two of my friends where sittin in a bar one night and a cop comes in and says. "We have been getting reports of two trucks racing that match the discription of those two in the parking lot. Now I really don't want to know if was you two or not, but which one of you was wearing the helmet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotulMonsta Posted February 29, 2004 Report Share Posted February 29, 2004 that's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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