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tithead

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ok heres the story. my friend has a saying that he uses for racing and i said to him he needs a new 1 cos its getting old. he says its a "big boys toys". he has a few bikes and a few cars but nothing special, aoart form his mk1 ford grannie coupe with a 6.9 merc engine in it. i said to him that the shee would kick the coupes ass at the start of the race cos of the acceleration and then he would pass me but he says he would win from the start.....

anyway i want him to get a new saying cos im getting the pissed off feeling cos he keeps saying it over and over and over :angry: . can you please post some of you suggestions for this new saying/motto?

anyway here it is and i hope you can help out.........

 

"theres no substitute for cubic inches.......big engines revving to there limit!"

 

hope you can help and thanks!

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if you want to run with the big dogs you cant piss like a puppy.

 

if assholes can fly then this place would be a airport.

those are more along the lines like what if, like what if a frog had wings he wouldnt bump his ass when he hopped.

 

 

tithead, for your friend, tell him to just shut up he sounds stupid! :D

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