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How Not To Piss Off The Wife


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I'm only 18 so i live with my mom still, but it really pissed her off when i cleaned out my carbs in the sink in the winter time. :lol: Also don't ever go mudding and forget to empty your pockets out of your clothing, grass and mud gets all in the washer and dryer.

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If you do get to watch Crank Yankers or the Dave Chapelle show, don't laugh.

i've noticed, this when my and my dad are watching something "why isent the kitchen cleaned up, can you fix this, clean off the tabel, i think the dog has to go out, when did this come in the mail, who called today"

 

when my mom is watching something.... "where's the news paper?" "THIS IS A NEW EPISODE HOW AM I SPOSED TO EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON BENING INTURPTED LIKE THIS ALL YOU WANA DO IS WATCH YOUR STUPID SHOWS CANT I GET A COUPEL HOURS OF PEACE WHILE MINE ARE ON, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU? DID YOU EVEN CLEAN OFF THAT TABEL YET? NOW SEE YOU MADE ME MISS IT!!"

AMEN!!!

IF GUYS + TV = FUN THEN WOMEN = BITCH

IF WOMEN + TV = GOOD SHOW THEN GUYS = SHUT UP

I hate those equations.

We have 2 tv's. If I'm watching something, and she wants to watch something, GUESS WHO SUGGESTS I GO WATCH THE 13" IN THE BEDROOM??? WTF I WAS HERE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Don't rub ur hand cleaner hands in her face.... :angry:

 

Especially, for about 15 years she tells u that "goop"(orange) cleaner

 

Makes her sick... :o

 

And, U keep buying the stuff just to piss her off,because she hot when she

 

is pissed and **&@! ooh that is a another topic anyway!!! ;)

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Tell her your not getting enough so your gonna go pull up some porn off kazaa and have a jerk session to relieve the undue sexual tension you are feeling.

 

Yeah pissed off the fiancee last night oesn't live with me till about may when your college is done. long story but I basicaly told her I"m not initiating sex this weekend because you never seem to want it when I do only when we're doing other shit and cant have sex do you ever hug and kiss on me.

 

So I'm probably not getting any as she is pitiful when it comes to that. Besides are pregnant women supposed to be extra horny?

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I just go to work, and come home.

nice one boonman :D thats me as well at moment.live to work,work to live,but i suppose if ya work hard,ya can play hard!! (sometimes :( ) as for not pissin her off,i aint got a clue? i seem to piss her off every day! na,i got my shee anyway ;) question:- why do women have legs? have you seen the mess a snail leaves? :D

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