broke Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 Most women are nuts by design. Mine is pregnant right now, so everything is my fault. The big puppies are like nothing else. My English Mastiff just finished growing after almost two years. It's kind of hard to explain to someone that doesnt have one how it is to own a 75lb dog with a 5 month old brain. We are down quite a few pieces of wood trim, one room of carpeting, one whole stair, at least 15 pairs of shoes, a couple dozen pumpkins, numerous X-mas ornaments, one pair of XX Oakleys, one camera(brand new), and quite few other things that my brain keeps blocking out. broke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHEEDAISY Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 i know my mom gets pissed when i clean greasy motor parts in the bath tub and "forget" to clean it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 Most women are nuts by design. Mine is pregnant right now, so everything is my fault. The big puppies are like nothing else. My English Mastiff just finished growing after almost two years. It's kind of hard to explain to someone that doesnt have one how it is to own a 75lb dog with a 5 month old brain. We are down quite a few pieces of wood trim, one room of carpeting, one whole stair, at least 15 pairs of shoes, a couple dozen pumpkins, numerous X-mas ornaments, one pair of XX Oakleys, one camera(brand new), and quite few other things that my brain keeps blocking out. broke not to mention eating the shit out of the cats litter boxes and then comin for a Kiss........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronco91shee Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 Yeah, and spray paintng on the new tile downstairs-not good either. I finally got my mom to get over washin my k/n in the sink, and leavin it on the counter, but the spray paint-oops! She was cool with me bringin my pipes in to polish them while i watched tv. But she does hate, when i just let it run in the garage just to smell it(ur gunna make ur self sic, blah blah blah.) I miss my doggy too-german shepard/lab. Was big to me, but iwas like 11 when he died. big dumbiee-he loved to bat the kittens around, but never hurt them. He always drug me everwhere. He wouldnt go in the creek, until the yr b4 he died, then he"discovered" he liked it. I miss him, but cant get one till i get my own house in bout 5 yrs-college shit is in the way. Anyways... Peace out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassionRE Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 DONT use the Tupperware for drain buckets. DONT wash out greasy parts in the sink and leave the mess. DONT Bake cylinders in the oven with fresh paint on them DONT Rebuild motorcycle engines in the living room DONT use the trashcan for a test tank on the outboard DONT tune the jet-ski's in the swimming pool DONT track in metal shavings through the house DONT run 927 within a block of the house DONT eat cat shit and want a kiss...Duece said that not me! AND BY ALL MEANS...dont do a ground up restoration on a Porsche and take her parking spot in the garage for 2 years...Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InFlames Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 DONT pour old gasoline down the toilet.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 when he stood up and put his feet on your shoulders he was like shauq, just a big giant moron, but what a fun dog, i sure miss him..... Dogs kick ass for that very reason. They are like big retarded kids that like to play alot. I guess I'm no different. Im amused by simple stupid shit like a tennis ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efward Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 Don't file down snowboard rails on the livingroom carpet. Don't tell her you think her sister is hot. Don't ever mention spending money on something only you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 never, NEVER fire up the gas remote control car in the house at 11:30 at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 Dont wear your work boots in the house. Dont wear your work clothes in the house. Dont try to watch American Chopper or monster trucks or atv races on the TV late at night If you do get to watch Crank Yankers or the Dave Chapelle show, don't laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boonman Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 she still doesn't have an enguagement ring I hear ya bro!!! I'm friggin married, and my wife don't even have an engagement ring. Although, she is the one who asked me, so i guess I am off the hook for at least a little while longer...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledofthezep Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 Hehe...figured I wasn't the only one that's in/has been in that predicament. Damn the bad luck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyRo_ZaCh Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 If you do get to watch Crank Yankers or the Dave Chapelle show, don't laugh. i've noticed, this when my and my dad are watching something "why isent the kitchen cleaned up, can you fix this, clean off the tabel, i think the dog has to go out, when did this come in the mail, who called today" when my mom is watching something.... "where's the news paper?" "THIS IS A NEW EPISODE HOW AM I SPOSED TO EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON BENING INTURPTED LIKE THIS ALL YOU WANA DO IS WATCH YOUR STUPID SHOWS CANT I GET A COUPEL HOURS OF PEACE WHILE MINE ARE ON, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU? DID YOU EVEN CLEAN OFF THAT TABEL YET? NOW SEE YOU MADE ME MISS IT!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwill Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 rebuilding a lt-80 on the kitchen table aint real popular either!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHEEDAISY Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 or runing the grinder late at night when they are trying to sleep. being on bhq all day and them not geting to use the phone . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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