THX-1138 Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Buddies 4.2, > which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are > apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution > was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make > matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other > applications, such as Guy's Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy > 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware > program, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a virus > in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. > Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same > time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, > they caused severe damage to my hardware. I then upgraded to Fiancee > 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further > to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, > it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2003. Shortly > after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very > unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically > stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then > resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also > has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can, without > warning, Launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no > Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional > problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop > Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be > reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child > processes that drain my resources. These conflict with some of the new > games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal > operation. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, > it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather anno ying pop-up > called Mother- In-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been > tempted to install Mistress 2004, but there could be problems. A friend > of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress > 2004, it tends to delete all of your Money files before uninstalling > itself. Any ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLET~BOY Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 ROFLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryda85 Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 haha lmao...thats great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 ROFLMAO not quite rolling on the floor, but thats pretty damn funny. its definetely the truth too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 that is got to be one of the funniest things i ever read LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 when youve gone through it youll be rolling on the floor laughing your ass off !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frocashmoney24 Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 thats some funny shit man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 TRUE DAT! /me bumps fist with THX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyman Posted January 31, 2004 Report Share Posted January 31, 2004 That's hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignasty1 Posted January 31, 2004 Report Share Posted January 31, 2004 man i have never ever had life set in front of me like that b4. thats god shit. funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phast Posted January 31, 2004 Report Share Posted January 31, 2004 True Dat............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatt Posted January 31, 2004 Report Share Posted January 31, 2004 That is too true to be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lfmer20 Posted January 31, 2004 Report Share Posted January 31, 2004 yep, that was some funny shit! (My wife would probably think I'm really talking about a computer! LOL!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogboystoy Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 That was awsome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTShee Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 haha I would say forget Love 1.0 and get Hooker 6.9, sure it's expensive but as long as you debug before use there's no risk of virus. Also...there's no maintenance and you can upgrade easily if it gets outdated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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