6sic6 Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 I'm gonna get fired 'cause I'm laughing my ass off!!! I'm going to read this post evrytime I want to strangle some motherfucker! Boonman. Best post I've ever read! I think we might be twins seperated at birth or something. You pretty much summed up my feelings on shitty drivers when you said: "It is then that I want to throw it sideways, block the road, and go choke the ever loving shit out of the scumbag cocksucker that thinks he is the re-incarnate of Bobby Allison or some shit." Here's my list which includes many that have already been mentioned: #1 - People who I pass on the interstate that speed up and pace me so the won't get a ticket. If you don't have the balls, why should I share mine? #1 - Telemarketers #1 - Spammers #1 - tweekers in there pimped out hondas. Really bad-ass. #1 - thiefs #1 - liars #1 - gangstas #1 - terrorists #1 - tree huggers shutting down riding areas #1 - shitty drivers #1 - deadbeat bidders #1 - lying sellers In summary, I hate inconsiderate motherfuckers with no respect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshee04le Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 I second all of the above. Have you ever been putting something back together, and some part is giving you problems...and after you struggle with it for a while you realize that it would be much easier to remove the part that is in your way, or that you should have followed some other order of assembly...but by now you have so much time invested in doing it the wrong way that you don't want to stop and go back and start over, because your sure that you are going to get it any second if you could ONLY JUST... I fu@king hate that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boonman Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 if you could ONLY JUST...I fu@king hate that. Hell YES!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshee04le Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 Sounds like I struck a chord with you boonman . I think it should be noted that when one finds oneself in this prediciment, they should immediately evaluate their own mechanical ability. A bad mechanic should immediately abandon the attempt at improper assembly, and pursue the correct order of assembly. A good mechanic can continue in the pursuit of the improper assembly. This is based upon the theory that the only difference between a good mechanic and a bad one is that a bad one will force shit until it breaks. A good mechanic knows how to force shit until it almost breaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledofthezep Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 If I could only just understand what you're all talking about...maybe I could only just agree. Could only just be a thought though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sredish Posted January 31, 2004 Report Share Posted January 31, 2004 What about fatties in half shirts? Fatties that think they are the Shiz? And fatties in them spandex pants. They need to be stopped!!!!!!! Yea, I know your tits are HUGE. BUT, did you fail to notice that Fucking battleship you call an ass and that Exxon Valdez sized tanker for a gut that came along with it? hahahahahahha, ohhh man that's funny. I will have to try to remember that. Thanks boon for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streetshee Posted January 31, 2004 Report Share Posted January 31, 2004 I second all of the above. Have you ever been putting something back together, and some part is giving you problems...and after you struggle with it for a while you realize that it would be much easier to remove the part that is in your way, or that you should have followed some other order of assembly...but by now you have so much time invested in doing it the wrong way that you don't want to stop and go back and start over, because your sure that you are going to get it any second if you could ONLY JUST... I fu@king hate that. yeh,thats just it,happens all the time!!! just need to do that and itl work!!! well said i laughed a lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallrat Posted February 1, 2004 Report Share Posted February 1, 2004 I won't repeat any of the above rants that I agree with but just one thing that was only briefly touched upon... Porn. Now I consider myself an avid porn fan. What I don't get is the trend nowadays of filling 90% of a good quality porn mag with advertisiments for girls doing guys with strapons, peeing, pooing, chicks with dicks, pregnant whores, lactating sluts, animal lovers, closet gays, mature women, fat chicks, and the list goes on... I don't know why the porn industry decided to cateer to the freaks that actually get turned on by this crap. They have mags/videos/websites specifically for all that f'd up shit. No need to polute a perfectly good skin mag with something that makes the average person want to hurl. The peeing thing is the worst! Open up any hustler printed in the last 2 years and you'll be scoping this layout of some hot chick putting herself in positions that you only dream your girl could do, then turn the page and she's urinating all over herself! WTF is up with that?? Who gets turned on by that? I don't know when the vote was taken, but I wasn't invited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sredish Posted February 1, 2004 Report Share Posted February 1, 2004 damn, that's what i was going to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshee04le Posted February 1, 2004 Report Share Posted February 1, 2004 Come on Wallrat, you know you like all that freak sh!t . Avid porn fan is right. I can't believe your still thumbin through mags. Just kidding. I still do when I get my hands on one, and I know what you are talking about. I must be a freak though, I think the ads are the best part. Your right though, the urinating has got to go! The chicks in those pictures who are urinating, also gotta go get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roosthrower Posted February 2, 2004 Report Share Posted February 2, 2004 I got a few: 1. people that ask you whats wrong when you are pissed off and want to be left alone. 2. stupid people. they are everywhere. 3. know it all's that don't know it all. 4. crying babies (just put your tit in its face. I promise it will shut up) 5. the crazy bastard down the street that stands out in the middle of the road and tries to stop you when you are on jyour w4 wheeler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonsb Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 These guys think they are sneaky: People selling tiny ass items on ebay and have a shipping rate charge of $15.00 just to make a little extra money. What the f---. The box gets to your house and read "$2.25 shipping" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtbike killer Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 I hate people that park ten feet away from the track, and then try to get mad about the dust your kicking up. If they dont like it why dont they park where no one rides. Or at less not so close to the track, where you know people are going to be flying around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sredish Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 Hondas and Suzis coming to BHQ and saying they'll rip our shit and wanting to get us all flamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbluebanshee Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 i hate takin a big drink of somethin good and findin a bunch of shit in the bottom of the cup!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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