375hp banshees Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 Breaking news... . ... . ... ... MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Prosecutor Steve Schleicher delivered powerful closing arguments today in the Derek Chauvin trial. In one especially touching moment, he made sure to individually address every member of the jury by name, phone number, and street address. "I call on you, [redacted] whose phone number is [redacted] and who lives at [redacted]," he said through tears. "Do the right thing and pronounce the defendant guilty. And you [redacted], who can be reached at [redacted] and usually comes home each night at 6pm, I implore you to do what's best for you and your adorable 2-year-old boy. It would be a shame if Antifa found out where he goes to school." Media reports indicated the jury appeared very moved by the closing arguments, as they were all shaking and crying by the end of them. In yet another touching gesture, Antifa has already shown up at all the addresses with bricks and Molotov cocktails to help protect them in case any fascists show up. Credit: Babylon bee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialblend07 Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 MN = worst state ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialblend07 Posted May 5, 2021 Report Share Posted May 5, 2021 On 4/30/2021 at 10:20 PM, locogato11283 said: MN = worst state ever Yep! Embarrassing what's happened to it. Thanks liberals and hoods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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