Recipe for SUCCESS!

[ECshee]

Found this on my old hard drive and thought i would share. For anyone confused on how to get to the top of the food chain...

 

 

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

 

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 

is represented as: 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 



 

Then: 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% 




 

and 


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%





But, 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% 



 

And, 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% 



 

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. 



A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% 



 

 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Asskissing that will put you over the top.





 

 

 

 

 

 

'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'
 

Edited February 1, 2015 by ECshee

[sheerider11]

Hmm.

[oldskool]

[special06shee]

Pretty cool, and totally true.

[trickedcarbine]

Wow, that's brilliant.

[netty4]

That's cool!

 

Jane @ Hair Styling Dublin